Diving is Worse than Vuvuzelas

[Dell19]

PS: North Korean players never dive.

Not even their keepers?


*might explain the Portugal score line.

 

[Mise]

Jesus dived made a big song and dance about it and then 3 days later he got up again. Typical!!!

 

[Truronian]

Tevez doesn't dive. He sometimes gives up on staying upright, but only after fighting for the ball for a good 10 minutes.

 

[Inter4]

Davids didn't.

Ok, I said always, should have said often.

"Inter" eh? I guess I see where your knowledge about diving comes from

Davids.... 1 out of thousands that have played and play the game professionally. You just made an amazing point huh?

I think when I say "all players dive" I'm also including players of the team that my family has supported since the 1930's.

So let's make a correction, all payers dive except Davids The Pitbull, which means 99.99999999% of them dive/has dived.

 

[Harbourboy]

I didn't see much girly diving in the Germany / Uruguay game, which made it an interesting game to watch. In fact, there has been a lot less crybaby flopping since Italy got knocked out.

 

[ColdWizard]

There was actually very little diving at this World Cup but rather a great number of players were knocked down and/or disoriented by the power of the vuvuzela.

 

[Akka]

So we can conclude that Italy is worse than Vuvuzela ?

 

[Sofista]

I didn't see much girly diving in the Germany / Uruguay game, which made it an interesting game to watch. In fact, there has been a lot less crybaby flopping since Italy got knocked out.

Not to mention pasta, gold chains, wide gestures, mandolins and mafiosi.

How are your sheep? All happy?

So we can conclude that Italy is worse than Vuvuzela ?

You could have fielded ten plastic trumpets against us this year, we would have struggled hollding the draw.

 

[Grisu]

stereotype overload