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Dogs Vrs. Humans.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Eukaryote, May 21, 2008.

  1. Eukaryote

    Eukaryote Deity

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    Here's what you do: You say either one thing that makes dogs better than humans, or one thing that makes humans better than dogs. Afterward you give a point to the species you supported. You copy and paste the scoreboard then add your point.

    I'll start to give an example:

    No dog has ever walked on the moon. Point Humans!

    Humans: 1
    Dogs: 0
     
  2. LightFang

    LightFang "I'm the hero!"

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  3. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Dogs don't troll! Point humans!
     
  4. Eukaryote

    Eukaryote Deity

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    Perf, you forgot to copy/paste the scoreboard, but that sounds like a point dogs kinda thing to me.:confused:

    Humans: 2
    Dogs: 0
     
  5. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Why would you think that?

    Anyways...

    Dogs can freely lick each others buttholes in public with no embarassment. Point dogs!

    Humans: 2
    Dogs: 1
     
  6. sir_schwick

    sir_schwick Archbishop of Towels

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    In Soviet Russia, dog walks you....

    Point Dogs.

    Humans: 2
    Dogs: 2
     
  7. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Unless really hungry, no human will eat their own poo

    Point Humans

    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 2
     
  8. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Unless really hungry, almost no human will eat others poo

    Point Dogs

    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 3
     
  9. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Humans operate mobile phones.

    Point Dogs

    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 4
     
  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Cats have retractable claws.

    Point Cats?

    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 4
    Cats: 1
     
  11. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Cats don't scream and run away from mice

    Point Cats :lol:

    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 4
    Cats: 2
     
  12. flyingchicken

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    It's a dog-eat-dog world.

    Point everyone but dogs.

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    Dogs: 4
    Cats: 3
     
  13. Deep Thought

    Deep Thought S.A.G.A.P.O

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    Mice are those who've payed for, constructed and operated Earth.

    Point Mice.

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    Dogs: 4
    Cats: 3
    Mice: 1
     
  14. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    All of these animals will die.

    -1 point everything. +4 points Death.

    Death: 4
    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 3
    Cats: 2
    Mice: 0
     
  15. sir_schwick

    sir_schwick Archbishop of Towels

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    And those dead animals will form the basis for petroleum.

    +1 point Oil

    Death: 4
    Humans: 3
    Dogs: 3
    Cats: 2
    Mice: 0
    Oil: 1
     
  16. flyingchicken

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    Humans use oil, global warming goes up (point death and oil).

    Death: 5
    Humans: 3
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    Cats: 2
    Mice: 0
    Oil: 2
     
  17. Ekolite

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    Dogs are man's best friend. Point Dogs.

    Death: 5
    Dogs: 4
    Humans: 3
    Cats: 2
    Oil: 2
    Mice: 0
     
  18. flyingchicken

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    Conversely, men are dogs' best friends.

    Point men.

    Death: 5
    Dogs: 4
    Humans: 4
    Cats: 2
    Oil: 2
    Mice: 0
     
  19. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Cats dominate households with dogs, even if the dog is bigger than the cat

    Point Cats

    Death: 5
    Dogs: 4
    Humans: 4
    Cats: 3
    Oil: 2

    Mice Removed. It's at 0. If you're going to keep it there, then EVERYTHING should be added, all at 0 points.
     
  20. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Death: 5
    Dogs: 4
    Humans: 4
    Cats: 3
    Oil: 2
    Mice: 0
    EVERYTHING: 0
     

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