Dogs Vrs. Humans.

[Stylesrj]

Don't forget to add birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering

 

[Catharsis]

Don't forget to add birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering

sigh

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds, cows, pigs, chicken, duck, Portal Guns, Supercomputers, GLaDOS and of course, Hermann Goering: 0

 

[Stylesrj]

No, each has to be a separate entity

sigh

Oh and GLaDOS is an awesome boss.

Point GLaDOS

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0

 

[Perfection]

I destroyed this thread

Perfection: 1
Thread: 0

 

[Stylesrj]

The thread is restored

Point Thread

Death: 5
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

 

[flyingchicken]

Everything dies, in the cosmic scheme of things.

Point death.

Death: 6
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

 

[Stylesrj]

You can think with portals with these.

Point Portal Guns

Death: 6
Dogs: 4
Humans: 4
Cats: 3
Oil: 2
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 1
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 1
Thread: 1

 

[Deep Thought]

I think, therefor, I am. Since I think so deep, other beings does not deserve to exist.

Point me.
Everething else lose all their points.

Deep Thought: 1
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 0

 

[Ekolite]

Someone close this Spam thread .

 

[flyingchicken]

This is a fun random thread! It's the OP's fault for not specifying the rules of the game.

Point thread.

Deep Thought: 1
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 0
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 1

 

[sir_schwick]

Jack Handy, +1 Deep Thought, Human, and Thread

Deep Thought: 2
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 0
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 2

 

[Stylesrj]

They're super

Point Supercomputers

Deep Thought: 2
God: 0
Death: 0
Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
Cats: 0
Oil: 0
Mice: 0
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: 0
Cows: 0
Pigs: 0
Chickens: 0
Duck: 0
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 1
GLaDOS: 0
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: 0
Thread: 2

 

[sir_schwick]

Another thread I'm whoring out, but you guys would like.

Brain spawned!

Supercomputers +1, everything with a brain -1

Deep Thought: 1
God: -1
Death: -1
Dogs: -1
Humans: 0
Cats: -1
Oil: 0
Mice: -1
EVERYTHING: 0
Birds: -1
Cows: -1
Pigs: -1
Chickens: -1
Duck: -1
Portal Guns: 0
Supercomputers: 1
GLaDOS: -1
Hermann Goering: 0
Perfection: -1
Thread: 2

 

[Eukaryote]

A nuke from north korea destroyed everything except dogs and humans! Humans earn three points for suving by hiding in bomb shelters, dogs earn four point for hiding in holes they dug beneth the bomb shelters. Everything else has their points removed, except for death and north korea who earn twelve points each!

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
Death: 11
North Korea: 12

 

[Stylesrj]

She's Still Alive

Point GLaDOS

Dogs: 3
Humans: 3
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2

 

[Perfection]

Perfection is (mostly) human so he survives too

Perfection: 20

 

[Deep Thought]

Deep Thought is located in Magrathea.

Point Deep Thought to not have been damaged by the nuke.

Deep Thought: 2

 

[flyingchicken]

North Korea is full of humans. Point humans.

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2

 

[Stylesrj]

All Aperture Science technologies can survive up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. So it survived the nuke.

Point Portal Guns

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1

 

[sir_schwick]

Kim Jong Il forgot his commitments to the Nuke the Whales campaign.

+1 Whales

Dogs: 3
Humans: 4
Death: 11
North Korea: 12
GLaDOS: 2
Perfection: 20
Deep Thought: 2
Portal Guns: 1
Whales: 1