Dogs Vs. Humans II: The Revenge Of The Giant Death Robots

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Welcome to Dogs vs. Humans. To play, name something that gives a point in favor of Dogs, or Humans. Simple as that.

Except it's not. It's really chaotic, with ridiculous numbers of points being added all at once, new categories coming out of nowhere and disappearing just as fast, and three points for Cats on every page.

Although you can generally do whatever you want, there are a couple of rules:

1. Dogs and Humans must always be on the list.
2. Make sure you make clear in your post what it is you're doing, and try to give a reason why. If you just copy a giant list and change something by 1, we're not going to notice it, and probably it will be ignored.
3. Avoid making sudden, dramatic changes, as that's just going to annoy people.
4. You are not allowed to put any CFC'ers on the list, yourself included, as in the last thread, it caused much spam and flaming at times and just turned the game into a popularity contest for a while, which really wasn't fun. If you want to vote for other posters, Go here.
Exception to rule 4: If you break these rules repeatedly, I WILL put you on the list and give you a score of negative infinity. :p
Other Exception to rule 4: Catharsis is allowed to be on the list, because the game would be nothing without "3 points for Cat" showing up all the time.
Other Other Exception to rule 4: If, like Catharsis, it's sufficiently funny and not breaking the spirit of the rule, I'll consider allowing it.
5. As always, follow all CFC rules, respect thy fellow formers, and avoid annoying people, or I'll call the Mods, and the banhammer will be unleashed upon you. :p

The First Thread

Ready? Go!

Humans can post on CFC. Point Humans.

Dogs: 0
Humans: 1
 
Humans built civilizations that lasted for thousands of years. 1 point for human, 100 0 for civilizations.

Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Civilizations: 1000
 
Cats are better than any other pets, point cats,

Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Cats: 10
Civilizations: 1000
 
I WANT A HEDGEHOG
Dogs: 1
Humans: 2
Cats: 10
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 1
SMAC: 999
 
A quadruped is as good as two bipeds. All quadrupeds' scores doubled, all bipeds' scores halved.

Dogs: 2
Humans: 1
Cats: 20
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 2
SMAC: 999
 
"I kill kittens and puppies and bunnies!"-Richard

Minus 10 for Cats, Dogs, and Bunnies. Plus 10 for Richard.

Dogs: -8
Humans: 1
Cats: 10
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 2
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 1.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
 
3 Points for Cats!

Dogs: -8
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 2
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
 
I'm currently doing awesomely as Bohemia in EU3. +62 for the current amount of Holy Roman Empire members.

Dogs: -8
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 2
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
Bohemia: 62
 
Once again, this list is missing Yoshi

Dogs: -8
Yoshi: 1
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 2
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
Bohemia: 62
 
Tails is a better (and more adorable) sidekick.

Point to Tails and HEDGEHOG

Dogs: -8
Yoshi: 1
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 3
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
Bohemia: 62
Tails: 1
 
:mischief:

Dogs: -8
Yoshi: 1
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 3
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
Bohemia: 62
Tails: 1
Perfection: -∞
 
X2 Everything

Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 26
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 9
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
 
America is about to celebrate its 235th birthday.

Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 26
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 9
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
America: 235
 
Brazil is going to have it's bi-centennial in 11 years.

Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 26
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 9
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
America: 235
Brazil: 189
 
New Zealand feels left out. We're 104 this year; that'll do :D And three points for Cat!

Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 29
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 12
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
America: 235
Brazil: 189
New Zealand: 104
 
:mischief:

Dogs: -8
Yoshi: 1
Humans: 1
Cats: 13
Civilizations: 1
HEDGEHOG: 3
SMAC: 999
Catharsis: 4.5
Bunnies: -10
Richard: 10
Bohemia: 62
Tails: 1
Perfection: -∞

:lol:

USA #1!!!

Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 29
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 12
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
America: 235 + 1
Brazil: 189
New Zealand: 104
 
I DECLARE POINTS BAD...

THREE POINTS FROM CAT


Dogs: -16
Yoshi: 2
Humans: 2
Cats: 29
Civilizations: 2
HEDGEHOG: 6
SMAC: 1998
Catharsis: 9
Bunnies: -20
Richard: 20
Bohemia: 124
Tails: 2
Perfection: -∞ X 2
America: 235 + 1
Brazil: 189
New Zealand: 104
 
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