Donald Trump fakes his own Birth Certificate

[Miles Teg]

“It’s inconceivable that, after four years of questioning, the president still hasn’t produced his birth certificate,” Trump told Newsmax. “I’m just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why’s he making an issue out of this?" To prove how easy it was for a household employee to find his birth certificate, Trump, 64, crowed, “It took me one hour to get my birth certificate.”

As seen above, he provided the conservative web site with what he purports to be his birth certificate.

Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate, but rather a document generated by Jamaica Hospital, where Trump’s mother Mary reportedly gave birth in June 1946. Official birth certificates are issued (and maintained) by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s Office of Vital Records.

So, what is Trump trying to conceal?

The Smoking Gun

So, obvious questions first. Is Donald Trump not an American citizen? Is he too stupid to find his actual birth certificate? Is he trying to downplay his UnAmericanness by attacking Obama's birth certificate record? Is Donald Trump Malcolm X's love child?

I mean, I personally believe that Trump was born in the United States (still undecided about the Malcolm X thing tbh). But lots of people have raised interesting points, and it really makes you wonder just what Trump is trying to hide.

Trump's mother, it should be noted, was born in Scotland, which is not part of the United States. His plane is registered in the Bahamas, also a foreign country. This fact pattern -- along with the wave of new questions surrounding what he claims is a birth certificate -- raises serious doubts about his eligibility to serve as President of the United States.

 

[Cutlass]

I say we sic Orly Taitz on him to find the truth

 

[SuperJay]

I hate to do this but you can't let an opportunity like it pass by:

Spoiler :

 

[Mr. Dictator]

The satire industry must be reeling, since our public figures have taken up the hobby.

 

[Arwon]

Dudes. Trump is white. Why does this matter?

 

[JollyRoger]

Don't Taitz me, bro.

Perhaps we should ask Marla Maples where Trump got his habit of faking.

 

[GoodGame]

I suspect that someone was an anchor baby.

 

[JollyRoger]

He needs to show his long form bankruptcy filings.

 

[Zack]

Dudes. Trump is white. Why does this matter?

Birtherism has no roots in rasism!

 

[Arwon]

No, of course not.

 

[JollyRoger]

Linking racists with birthers is really an unfair shot at racists.

 

[Leonel]

Linking racists with birthers is really an unfair shot at racists.

At least racists are consistent with their message

 

[GamezRule]

Birthers are pretty consistent.

 

[stuge]

The satire industry must be reeling, since our public figures have taken up the hobby.

"Parody is impossible. They do it themselves."

 

[Berzerker]

Trump rented that clown in Libya land in the NYC area, now he's making it sound like he wasn't kissing the guy's behind but was screwing him out of money. Terrorist butt kisser or lying fraud? Both... and all-around general scumbag.

 

[Puck Nutty]

Trump rented that clown in Libya land in the NYC area, now he's making it sound like he wasn't kissing the guy's behind but was screwing him out of money. Terrorist butt kisser or lying fraud? Both... and all-around general scumbag.

I heard about that. What's the statute of limitations on fraud? He did, after all, brag about defrauding someone and the last time I checked, committing a fraud against a dirtbag is still a crime.

 

[madviking]

You know, this will never happen in glourious Australia.

 

[GoodGame]

This thread makes long for Trump-Palin '12.

 

[GamezRule]

It is obvious he wasn't born in Northern Virginia!

 

[Cutlass]

"Maybe it says he's a Muslim. I don't know."
— Donald Trump, on Obama's birth certificate

"Personally, I think it is brilliant."
— Trump advisor Roger Stone, on raising the birth certificate issue