"Don't Cry for me Argentina!"

[Tee Kay]

It's a little bit like the French foreign legion, except you get us citizenship upon completing basic. As far as I know it isn't hard to get into either.

Probs the only reason I would ever join the Army willingly.

 

[Double A]

it's unlikely I'll be deployed any time soon.

Famous last words.

 

[SouthernKing]

This has nothing to do with IOT but

Spoiler :

 

[NinjaCow64]

Spoiler plz

 

[Double A]

That has everything to do with IOT.

 

[hoplitejoe]

i didn't have internet for like 2 days now i do.

kthx

 

[BSmith1068]

Moderator Action: In case you haven't heard the news, head on over to Site Feedback and congratulate EQandcivfanatic on his new role.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I got my superfast fibre optic broadband so I can be like Civ'ed!

Spoiler :

....oh

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

The following is posted both here and on the NESing While We Wait thread for maximum convenience. It's true, I am now a moderator for CFC. After talking to Lefty, it has been agreed that I will only be focused on issues on the IOT and NES forums, and I hope to clear the air on a few things in this troubled time:

1. Above all else, I remain an NESer, and will always be one. My priority will always be the NESes, or other forum games, I either run or play in. Should being moderator of the forum ever truly interfere with that, I will quit on the spot.

2. I am moderator now because of one reason, this is in response to those NESers who have requested an active one of their own to be moderator of the forum. I want to see this forum survive and thrive, and so I accepted the offer. There is no ulterior motive on behalf of the moderator staff, this is simply a response to requests made.

3. I am an honest man when it comes to anything beyond playing in NESes. If you ask me a question, I will tell you the truth if I know it. If I make a decision or inflict an infraction upon someone, I will be crystal clear in exactly why I did it and will happily explain the details. I will not disclose private moderator discussions or debates without approval from the involved moderators, but I will not lie about them either.

4. From both IOTers and NESers, I am looking for civility and maturity. All I ask is that before you post something, think about it. We are all here because we enjoy our current hobby, and all I want is to make sure that both you and I continue to enjoy these games in a community we can support.

 

[Sonereal]

You're making it hard to be petty and rabble-rousing, EQ.

 

[SouthernKing]

I got my superfast fibre optic broadband so I can be like Civ'ed!

Spoiler :

....oh

I can just feel the speed through my keyboard

 

[SamSniped]

A while ago, this happened on #fiftychat:
23:41 Takhisis btw Chrome sucks
23:41 Takhisis it's Google's spy
23:42 SamSniped I'm more afraid of my dad's spying than googles
23:42 bhsup …
23:42 bhsup Sam, didn't you know?
23:42 bhsup Your father is google...
23:42 Takhisis Google IS your father
23:42 bhsup Google is your father...
23:42 bhsup
23:42 Takhisis dammit, V ninja'd me
23:42 SamSniped HE IS NOT MY FATHER! D:
23:42 Takhisis wait, i ninja'd him
23:42 LOUDBOT THEY TOTALLY ARE

When I recently revealed LOUDBOT's sentient powers to IOTchat, we came to two conclusions:
SouthernEmperor: So if google is your father
SouthernEmperor: and Sone is also your father
SouthernEmperor: Then...Sone is Google?
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: THE SONSPIRACY GROWS
Snover64: and sam
Snover64: who was your mother
Snover64: but me?
SouthernEmperor: That means one thing
Snover64: son plowed me like a farm?
SouthernEmperor: Sam is the true heir to the throne of IOT
SouthernEmperor: and the position of Protector of Vichy NES
(@Megs) SouthernEmperor: Well, yes, that too

It is known.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

.....
I swear I will never understand this subforum....

 

[NinjaCow64]

Sone is the Emperor, Sam is the heir and Mosher is our Fuher.

HEIL MOSHER! GLORY TO THE IMPERIAL FAMILY! GLORY TO THE IOT REICH!

 

[SouthernKing]

Using details garnered from IOTchat in the past 30 minutes I have managed to construct the beginnings of an IOT family tree.

Spoiler iteration 2 :

Spoiler iteration 1 :

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

I'm that 5th cousin that no one talks about but shows up randomly at family reunions

 

[mrrandomplayer]

I'm that 5th cousin that no one talks about but shows up randomly at family reunions

Darn it, I wanted that role. I'll just take the role of the weird cousin who talks to himself in the corner.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Snover64: son plowed me like a farm?

Wait hold on.

If Robbie's dating Beth,

And I am Norm Hadley,

Then Sone is my daughter,

But then according to Megs...

Spoiler :

SONEHERM CONFIRMED

P.S.: Might wanna tighten the pre-nups, Robbie m'dear.

 

[Civ'ed]

Who partnered me up with civO
extramarital relations with Lec/Freyja or bust

 

[Tyo]

no (female)me, (female)mosher and mech have a thing this is blashpemy