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Some Possible Reasons for War
- As part of an exchange program we got the Swedish Chef and we did not care for way he treated our cousin, The Chickie
Link to video. - The Cake Boss (Buddy Valastro) won't create a giant Eagle cake for us; we suspect Küche influence.
- Unsafe cooking utensils and bad recipes from Küche
- Plastic Sporks
- Paula Deen
- Rachael Ray (they have her and we don't)
- Julia Childs (they won't take her back)
- A Rigged Iron Chef competition (Eagles vs. Küche)
- We discovered a Top-Secret How to Cook Eagles cookbook, edited by whoever is head of Küche.