Earth 18 Civs: Revenge of America

[brandon.herren]

America, one of the least powerful civs in Earth 18. Always becoming a vassal of Montezuma the Warmonger eventually. Well, today it's time for America's Revenge. I'm going to play as them and attempt whatever victory you guys choose. I'll probably do it in a similar style as my Malinese Story, which is still ongoing. But regardless of the victory, my first goal is to Destroy Montezuma.

Please vote, and I'm posting the first part tomorrow.

1- Space Race
2- Domination
3- Cultural
4- Diplomatic
5- Conquest

 

[heitorcccp]

Just do as the real Americans: Cultural would best suit you (the one which they've really achieved so far)while getting close to win in Domination and/or Conquest. Space Race... well, either kill the Russians or disable it

 

[heitorcccp]

And Diplomatic would be fine, too. Make sure to place the United Nations in NY

 

[Optical]

Conquest. It is Revenge of the Americans, after all

 

[nightcreature]

Destroy everyone!!!

 

[christos200]

3 or 4 options i vote. Its just so boring to do only wars.

 

[strijder20]

You are right about America being the worst civilization in Earth 18. I replaced Lincoln by Louis in one of my games. Louis just took over America with ease, without dying to Montezuma.
I also put Lincoln in Australia. By 500 AD, he had two cities, and New York was taken over by barbarians...

 

[brandon.herren]

You are right about America being the worst civilization in Earth 18. I replaced Lincoln by Louis in one of my games. Louis just took over America with ease, without dying to Montezuma.
I also put Lincoln in Australia. By 500 AD, he had two cities, and New York was taken over by barbarians...

Wow Yep, their Malls and Navy SEALs are pretty good, but you never get to use them until way into the game.

 

[Alexius08]

Washington might be a better choice for his traits (Charismatic/Expansive).

 

[Omega124]

Cultural, because I rarely see them.

 

[brandon.herren]

First Update.
Current Vote Count (I'll accept votes until the end of today)

Cultural 3
Conquest 2
Diplomatic 2
Space Race 1
Domination 0

Roosevelt: Time for the rise of the American Empire!
John: (Military/Foreign Adviser) Sir, aren't we supposed to be a republic?
Roosevelt: Ha! No, I'm dictator, not president!
John: Um... Great...
Roosevelt: I know right I'm so awesome and we'll have the best economy in the world. New Deal FTW!
David: (Cultural/Tech Adviser) We just founded the city sir
Roosevelt: What did you name it!!!!
David: David City, isn't that what DC stands for?
Roosevelt: NO! Fool, it's supposed to be named Roosevelt DC!
Roosevelt: What are we researching?
David: Mysticism!
Roosevelt: What? Do you guys ever listen to me!!!
David: Um.... No, not at all
Roosevelt: It's a good thing I don't pay you!
David: Huh???
Roosevelt: Well, if anything, I should be charging you!
David: I'm going to change the name! *rushes out*
Roosevelt: Maybe I'll get lucky and he won't come back
John: Sir, a leader has arrived

*Montezuma enters*

Montezuma: I am pleased to meet you, Roosevelt! Let us slaughter fifty thousand slaves to celebrate this auspicious occasion
Roosevelt: Do you slaughter 50,000 slaves every time you meet someone?
Monteuzuma: Well yeah! Who doesn't like to sacrifice!!!
Roosevelt: How come your annoyed at me, and we just met?
Montezuma: Because, I'm not supposed to like my future vassals
Roosevelt: Pardon, were not becoming your vassal!
Montezuma: Oh yes you will. It always happens in these games
Roosevelt: Sure sure... Whose skull is that?
Montezuma: Um... No one....
Roosevelt: Oh great, I had to get a psycopathic warmonger next to me!
Montezuma: Hey! That's my nickname back in the Aztec Lands. How did you know it?
Roosevelt: Just a hunch. Oh yes, there was something I was going to tell you... What was it... Oh yeah, your head would look good on a pole!
Montezuma: Why thank you! I've always thought it would look good... Wait, are you declaring war???
Roosevelt: That's right! This is revenge Montezuma!!!
Montezuma: You'll never beat me!
Roosevelt: We'll see...

Combat Results: 3 American Warriors vs 2 Aztec Warriors

1. America Warrior1 vs Aztec Warrior1 68.3% odds Loss
2. America Warrior2 vs Aztec Warrior2 3.0% odds Loss
3. America Warrior3 vs Aztec Warrior2 82.3% odds Win
-America Warrior3 gains City Raider 1
4. America Warrior3 vs Aztec Warrior1 43.7% odds Win
-America Warrior3 captures Tenochtitlan

Roosevelt: Ha! Take that Monty! REVENGE!!!
Roosevelt: Sacrifice him!!!!
Montezuma: Ironic...

*Guards grab Montezuma, and drop him into pit*
Montezuma: I shall return!!!!
Roosevelt: I doubt it, Goodbye!
Roosevelt: Part 1 of our Revenge is complete! Now, let's drop David into the pit!!!
David: What!!! NO!!! Spare me!!!
Roosevelt:
John: Oh great, he's becoming Montezuma...
Roosvelt: What? He was right, sacrificing is fun

 

[hoplitejoe]

Conquest!

 

[JamesCaesar]

diplomatic, build it in NY like heitor said.

 

[thecaesar]

You killed them already! Now the fun is all over after just the first update...

 

[christos200]

You are wrong. The fun just begun.

 

[thecaesar]

 

[brandon.herren]

I just realized the vote count now stands with Diplomatic, Cultural, and Conquest all tied.
Anyone wanna be the tiebreaker...

And yes, the fun has just begun

Spoiler :

As you can probably guess, the incan's are the next victim

 

[thecaesar]

TIEBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler :

Conquest.

 

[brandon.herren]

Conquest it is! I'll update either later today, or tomorrow

 

[brandon.herren]

#2 Update: Expansion

Spoiler :

I decided I'm going to try to make Inca a vassal instead of conquering them, since there land isn't that good. But with Europe... no mercy

Roosevelt: Finally! Were back in glorious Roosevelt DC
David: It's called Washington DC!
Roosevelt: Yeah right, I was a way better president than that Washington! Did he have a New Deal?
John: Nope
Roosevelt: Ha! Then he wasn't as good as me
John: Sir, there was a slave revolt in Washington!
Roosevelt: Slave revolt? Why would they revolt when they have the pleasure of me being their leader?
David: Ha! I bet you'll spend hours thinking of the answer for that one
Roosevelt: You could try to be a little less bitter, that Sacrificial Altar is just a few blocks away...
David: ... I'll shut up...
Roosevelt: Good, now as for the slave revolt, just kill the slaves
David: How blessed we are to have such a kind, humane ruler!
Roosevelt: Ha! Good thing you realize how great you have it here. You could have been with some boring leader, who is friendly!
David: So, you admit your not friendly...
Roosevelt: Leaders aren't supposed to be friendly
John: That explains a lot...
John: Oh yeah, we have also completed a huge pyramid, with a statue of you on top
Roosevelt: Great! The more monuments of me, the better!
David: Over prideful...
Roosevelt: I am who I am. Get used to it, you'll be with me for 4000 more years
David: If I live that long...
Roosevelt: You make a good point there... sacrificial altar...

*Man enters*

Nickolas: I am Nickolas, a great engineer from Tenochtitlan
John: What qualifies you as great?
Nickolas: Well, I randomly appeared out of no where in Tenochtitlan with a nametag that said "Great Engineer"
Roosevelt: He sounds qualified to me
David: And your the judge on whats qualified...
Roosevelt: Well naturally, as our awesome leader, I know better than you.
Nickolas: Is there anything you'd like me to do?
Roosevelt: Just sleep for a thousand years are so...
David: He gets to sleep, while I do back breaking labor!
Roosevelt: Stop complaining! You get to hang out with me all day, that's the best gift a person could have
David: Right...
John: More cities have been founded!
Roosevelt: How many???
John: 3! And we built the Oracle
Roosevelt: Awesome! See, David, he's way more helpful than you are
David: You just don't appreciate my skill set
John: Which is...
Roosevelt: Nice one! See, my teachings aren't being ignored by him
David: Great, now I'm going to be insulted by both of you!
John & Roosevelt: Yeah!

*Messenger enters*

Messenger: Sir, a list has been published of the biggest civs in the world
Roosevelt: Ooh ooh! Were we first!
Messenger: We were second
Roosevelt: Dang! Settler spamming time!!! And that person who's in first better watch out...
Roosevelt: Ok, I'm going to need more advisors for this... Congratulations Messenger, your promoted!
Messenger: Pardon?
Roosevelt: Your my new Expansion Adviser. We'll still call you messenger though
Messenger: Great!
David: Poor guy. Doesn't know what's he getting himself into...