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Since things have been getting a little heated with the invasion and the great loss of life as well as the increased risk of nuclear genocide the longer this conflict drags on, here is my plan to please both Putin and NATO to decrease the likelihood of this spilling over. Although I'm not sure if Ukrainians may accept such a plan, we might be able to force compliance by threatening to cut off further Javelin missiles and they'll get their no-fly zone (although only for the western half). Putin will get the Eastern half and at least have a little more of a buffer to prevent what he believes are Ukrainian Nazis from terrorizing the Russian ethnic eastern Donbass and Crimea. The Dnieper will serve as a natural barrier between both sides and mines and trenchworks can be built on either side of the river, maybe even an electric fence or two.

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And how long before the two Ukraines want to be reunited?
 

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And how long before the two Ukraines want to be reunited?

If they want to be united. If Putin believes the Eastern half is overwhelming in its support and identity for Russia then it may never happen for the foreseeable future. Or maybe 50ish years or whatever time till Putin or any wannabe successors are dead.
 

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Since things have been getting a little heated with the invasion and the great loss of life as well as the increased risk of nuclear genocide the longer this conflict drags on, here is my plan to please both Putin and NATO to decrease the likelihood of this spilling over. Although I'm not sure if Ukrainians may accept such a plan, we might be able to force compliance by threatening to cut off further Javelin missiles and they'll get their no-fly zone (although only for the western half). Putin will get the Eastern half and at least have a little more of a buffer to prevent what he believes are Ukrainian Nazis from terrorizing the Russian ethnic eastern Donbass and Crimea. The Dnieper will serve as a natural barrier between both sides and mines and trenchworks can be built on either side of the river, maybe even an electric fence or two.
"N U T S !"

-- US Brig. Gen. Anthony C. McAulliffe, December 22, 1944, in response to a German demand to surrender the town of Bastogne during WW2.
 

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Even if Ukraine signed that no one would recognize it and sanctions would remain.
 

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Dont forget to sign Non-aggression pact

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the Russians haven't won yet , dangling carrots to stop them like now is , well , ı don't know ...

the Nuts reference is out of date , too . It will be Russian Battleship , go something , even if they are all alive and captured .
 

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Why would we need a peace plan? That assumes we are somehow going back to a status quo ante. That might be too late now. The fellers on the other side, Putin's side, will take and hold what they can, and then argue that they are perfectly within their rights. The other side can decide to go along with that, but there is neither need or expectation to do so in any kind of formal sense.

Unless we are thinking the world will actually go right back to the way it was before. But that's probably not going to happen. So what's the need for this?
 

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Even if Ukraine signed that no one would recognize it and sanctions would remain.
Someone will sign it on behalf of all Ukraine, and it will be a matter of convenience if the mandate to do so is recognized.
 

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these days nobody cares for the health of American Democracy . And some 20 years of Right Wing "dictatorship" would be quite a learning experience .
 

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it is not . It is expected the Southern units will turn somewhere sometime to reach the Moldovan border , to a Republic that hangs out there .
 

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yeah it should , except remember the thing . That Russian trolls have been silenced all over the internet , no doubt to brilliant US Cyber victories will kindly expose the true strengths of stuff , happy resistance against Trumpists .
 

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yeah it should , except remember the thing . That Russian trolls have been silenced all over the internet , no doubt to brilliant US Cyber victories will kindly expose the true strengths of stuff , happy resistance against Trumpists .
Is YouTube blocked in Russia now? I seem to hear conflicting things about it.

Blocking could explain why the usual suspects for the defense of Russian government actions aren't turning up? No need to assume the westerners are stopping them then. If Putin feels he needs to control the narrative in Russia further, they have no recourse. Putin-apologists outside Russia otoh can keep on trucking of course.
 

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The reality is that any land ceded to Putin will be a victory for him. The problem is after 2014, and again now, what is put into place to prevent him pulling another fast one.

Because that's the actual problem here. What he can get away. So long as he can, he will. This has been demonstrated twice now. So it follows that any settlement needs to consider this, but the obvious irony is that any reference to this would likely be rejected by Russia.
 

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For this plan works is needed NATO enter in the war, what I don't believe so.
Russia will conquer all land of Ukraine, unfortunelly.
 

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Is russian an official language in donbas?
 

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Is russian an official language in donbas?
Russian and Ukraine leanguage is very similar. But in all Ukraine the official language is Ukranian and in Russia the official language is Russian.
Now we need to decide witch side of the borders Dombass is.It is hard to say, it is so hard that have a war to just decide that.
 
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