I'd like to end world hunger. What would that take?
Well, here's how you could feed 42 million people.
F--- it, I'm outta here. Imma build me some spaceships. And Ru-ule at Path of Exile 2.
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Oh, it's worse that I realized. It's the opposite of my joke above.
He was challenged to donate 6 billion dollars, to save 42 million people from starving. So the scope of his potential benefit was clear to him from the outset. And it was he who moved the goalposts and said. Well, if 6 billion dollars would entirely end world hunger, then I'd do it.
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So, yeah, the plaque should read: Challenged to use a fraction of his great wealth to save 42 million people from starving, he weaseled out of doing anything by saying "I'll only do it if it will end all hunger for all time."
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Add to that that he lost 30 billion on Twitter, the plaque should read "42 million people he did not deem to be worth five percent of his income, but he squandered six times that to make a microblogging site more welcoming to fascists."
There, does that pass muster, Manfred?
Doesn't pass mine; not concise enough for a plaque. I'll keep workshopping it.