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Engineered Rabbit Penises Raise Human Hopes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by mangxema, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. mangxema

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    Wow...
     
  2. rhawn

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    I can't wait until they sell these at Walmart.
     
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    First thing I thought of was this. :lol: Rodents...cloning penises...
     
  4. West 36

    West 36 Can count up to 4

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    Is there a large demand for replacement penises?
     
  5. TheLastOne36

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    Wait... How do you break one?
     
  6. Eran of Arcadia

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    If we are talking a whole new unit, rather than just enlarging an existing one, I suppose FtM transsexuals would be the main recipients.
     
  7. rhawn

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    Its possible at some point this may outsell Extenze.
     
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    Shadylookin master debater

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    how many men will die from lack of blood because they requested a new tool too large for their blood supply to maintain an engorged member along with the rest of the bodies needs? :crazyeye:
     
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    Get your girlfriend really mad, then go to sleep.

    Does this mean we'll soon have designer penises? I want one that glows in the dark, so I can find my way easier.
     
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    Ya know, we wouldn't have these artificially engineered rabbit penises if it wasn't for our private healthcare system.
     
  11. holy king

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    i smell a nobel price.
     
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    warpus In pork I trust

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    An Ignobel, yeah.

    How does this improve scientific knowledge? And if it does, isn't there a better tissue type to practice regeneration on?
     
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    i dont think there's better tissue to start with this stuff, no.
     
  16. mangxema

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    Well, from an engineering perspective it's a rather complex thing to make. I mean, it's not just a prosthesis, it actually works... I would not be surprised if some of the same methods used here might be useful in the growing of other complex organs, although I don't know how much of that we could know for certain right know.
     
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    PETA would attempt to blow up the lab, they're terrorists anyway. They won't stop till humans eat salads n rabbit food, force carnivores to eat plants, and force humans to hug every animal they see. Even if it's a grizzly bear about to tear your heart out.
     
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    I think you are confusing PETA with the ALF.
     
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    What's Alf's beef with humans now? Were not touching his supply of cats. Were only touching rabbits for this experiment.
     

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