Engineered Rabbit Penises Raise Human Hopes

Wow...

 

I can't wait until they sell these at Walmart.

 

First thing I thought of was this. Rodents...cloning penises...

 

Is there a large demand for replacement penises?

 

Wait... How do you break one?

 

If we are talking a whole new unit, rather than just enlarging an existing one, I suppose FtM transsexuals would be the main recipients.

 

Its possible at some point this may outsell Extenze.

 

how many men will die from lack of blood because they requested a new tool too large for their blood supply to maintain an engorged member along with the rest of the bodies needs?

 

Get your girlfriend really mad, then go to sleep.

Does this mean we'll soon have designer penises? I want one that glows in the dark, so I can find my way easier.

 

Ya know, we wouldn't have these artificially engineered rabbit penises if it wasn't for our private healthcare system.

 

i smell a nobel price.

 

I'll take six rabbit penises, please.

 

An Ignobel, yeah.

How does this improve scientific knowledge? And if it does, isn't there a better tissue type to practice regeneration on?

 

i dont think there's better tissue to start with this stuff, no.

 

Well, from an engineering perspective it's a rather complex thing to make. I mean, it's not just a prosthesis, it actually works... I would not be surprised if some of the same methods used here might be useful in the growing of other complex organs, although I don't know how much of that we could know for certain right know.

 

PETA will stop the removal of rabbit penises! Be sure of it!

 

PETA would attempt to blow up the lab, they're terrorists anyway. They won't stop till humans eat salads n rabbit food, force carnivores to eat plants, and force humans to hug every animal they see. Even if it's a grizzly bear about to tear your heart out.

 

I think you are confusing PETA with the ALF.

 

What's Alf's beef with humans now? Were not touching his supply of cats. Were only touching rabbits for this experiment.