BCLG100: Aloha would like to congratulate Team epsilon on building this maginficent wonder, word being passed around is that the 'Oracle' gives the people that build it a scientific advancment of some sort, we were wondering whether this was true and just how you advanced following this build?
Oracle: It is easy to determine how advanced Epsilon Team is. Simply compare their cities to this reference screenshot.
You owe the Oracle a postcard of an Aloha city.
robboo: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oracle:A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, silly.
You owe the Oracle a more interesting question.
robboo:how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Oracle: It depends.
If you're a wise old owl: 3
If you're a child: a mean of 89.2, normally distributed with a standard deviation of 23.1
If you're a porn star: infinity
If you're Madonna: 1
If you're a zen master: you are one with the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop
If you're Marv Albert: none, I bit it right away, but I thought that's what it wanted
If you're OJ Simpson: I licked it because I loved it
If you're Bill Clinton: I ate a Tootsie Pop, but I didn't lick
You owe the Oracle a
normal lollipop.