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Euphamism Generator

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Bigfoot3814, May 22, 2009.

  1. Bigfoot3814

    Bigfoot3814 Deity

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    This thing is wacky and hilarious.

    This is not an appropriate place for
    tweaking the coconut-cream hotel.

    Guess what I've been doing? That's right --
    holding the sheriff.

    Will you stop
    filing the proverbial yam?!

    The last time I saw him, he was
    spanking the cheap ham pedestrian.

    You go!
     
  2. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
    snuggling the little goddess!

    :lol:
     
  3. Firestorm94

    Firestorm94 zuh?

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    In a state of confusion
    Needless to say, I promptly began
    burping the sausage.

    Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
    stealing the warlock.

    The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
    refinishing the sloppy flambé.
     
  4. Thorbal

    Thorbal not enough ram!

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    [FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Shut the door!
    I'm yelling at the donuts!

    Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
    munching the French egg.

    Like most guys his age, he wasn´t above
    boxing the big immigrant.

    She checked the coast was clear before
    hammering the kitten.



    [/FONT]
     
  5. Bobbtjoe

    Bobbtjoe Emperor

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    He spent every lunch hour at home
    exercising the cave.

    Halfway thru the prodject, Frank looked like he had been
    killing the RV.
     
  6. bigdog5994

    bigdog5994 Lady Day

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    Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
    wrestling the cave.

    Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
    fondling the object.

    Of course, back in my day we called it
    sleeving the one-eyed chimp.
    :lol:

    He normally shut his eyes while
    licking the tunnel.
    :rotfl:
     
  7. Stewie0416

    Stewie0416 Who Cares?

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    smacking the sweaty midget...
     
  8. Gooblah

    Gooblah Heh...

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    My really hot neighbor asked me to mow her lawn yesterday. I pulled out the old mower, revved up the engine, and started pushing it around, cutting down all her grass to an appropriate size. I finished up, put the mower in her garage nice and tight and snug, and went around into the back door, where I asked her if she wanted me to trim her bushes. She smiled and said no, but asked if I wanted to have a smoothie. Grinning, I took the smoothie and started slurping it up. It tasted so good, I licked the rim twice. Her smile got wider - she was happy that I was happy. As I got ready to exit through the front, she asked if I wanted to read her book. Turns out she was an author too. I sat down and read the book nice and slow, page by page, metaphor by metaphor. It was a delicious story. After I was done, I went home. And do you know what I did there?

    Spoiler :
    I called a hooker, 'cuz I didn't get any from the neighbor! :mad:
     
  9. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    I feel like
    ruining the orange statue.

    Guess what I've been doing? That's right --
    hiding the gigantic beaver.

    He normally shut his eyes while
    beating up the moose.

    You can't expect me to believe you were only
    digesting the raccoon.
     
  10. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    "Enhanced interrogation" is a pretty amusing term. So is saying "warrants further research" for "I don't know". Can we have a general funny euphemism thread?
     
  11. Zulu Impi

    Zulu Impi Warlord

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    As the kids say, she was
    pushing the technicolor wookie.
    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
    spinning the wee nether pigeon.
    Wow these are hilarious!
     
  12. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience releasing the pope's raccoon.
     
  13. Onionsoilder

    Onionsoilder Reaver

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    Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
    saluting the pink criminal.
     
  14. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    You can't expect me to believe you were only
    absorbing the gravy.
     
  15. kulade

    kulade Deity

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    Don't look at me, I was only adverbly verbing my adjective noun!
     
  16. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
    shopping for the batmobile.
     
  17. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    You give me five hundred dollars and no one has to know you were frosting the wife's trout.

    This is not an appropriate place for dipping the midget.

    This is not an appropriate place for rubbing the watermelon. :)rolleyes: no comment)
     
  18. salty mud

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    Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
    buttering the legendary lemur.

    Instead, she spent the night alone,
    changing the one-eyed trouser elves.

    Unbeknownst to me, they were all
    spanking the forbidden chutney.

    :lol:
     
  19. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    You know what, I don't even want to know.
     
  20. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began

    torching the wee criminal.

    =) =D
     

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