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even more clues you play civ3 too much...

Discussion in 'Civ3 - General Discussions' started by choxorn, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. Sashie VII

    Sashie VII Balance of Power

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    :hmm:

    4471. You begin a quite-smoking programme centred around civving.
     
  2. civverguy

    civverguy Chieftain

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    4472. When you insult someone you say that they are dumber than the Civ 3 AI.
     
  3. DragonBird

    DragonBird Chieftain

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    4473: You make a civ-convention scenario. All wonders are "holographic civ-editions" and city improvements are novelty civ items.
    4474: Leaders turn out to be anyone who worked with Sid.
     
  4. metamike

    metamike Chieftain

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    4475: ( I did this one ) Have an argument with your history instructor on the fact that a spearman could destroy a tank.
     
  5. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    4476: You history teacher agrees. Ethiopia proved it in WWII, didn't they?
     
  6. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    4477: when you look at your history book you think its wrong. germany won WW2 didnt they?
     
  7. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    It's a spearmen destroying a Tank, not superman. It is a well-documented fact that in Civ3, when Tanks or Modern Armor are in battle with spearmen, the spear always wins. :spear:
     
  8. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    what are you talking about?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  9. DragonBird

    DragonBird Chieftain

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    4478: Warriors can't be armor silly:crazyeye: , only spearmen can! (this is obvious to you)
     
  10. Desertsnow

    Desertsnow πr²

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    LOL, in a war in my current game I actually found myself thinking, 'oh [expletive], it's a hoplite! My tank is doomed!'

    4479: You've actually had this thought yourself. :D
     
  11. DragonBird

    DragonBird Chieftain

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    4480: You actually get yourself into a position where your enemy only has spearmen, so you can try to disprove this myth...
     
  12. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    4481: You make a scenario pitting two armies against each other: One with a bunch of tanks, the other with a bunch of spearmen.
     
  13. Sashie VII

    Sashie VII Balance of Power

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    4482. You launch a series of SGs/stories of your attempts to conquer the world with <AA unit> only, i.e. Jaguar Conquest, Archer Conquest, Numidian Mercenary Conquest, etc.
     
  14. aluka

    aluka Chieftain

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    4483. You're sure the situation in Iraq will be under control by 2012 (maximum time in anarchy is 9 turns).
     
  15. DragonBird

    DragonBird Chieftain

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    4484: You make your favorite acter and actress units and scenarios for the movies, so you don't have to watch them instead of playing civ.
    4485: Harrison Ford in Clear and Present Danger
    4486: Jessica Biel in Stealth
     
  16. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    4487: Upon reading clue 4483, you come to a similar conclusion about Afghanistan and any country that rebels are trying to overthrow.
     
  17. CivRulesAll

    CivRulesAll The Void Beyond

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    4488.you die and a million years later, people find you with your eyes wide open staring at the screen. they cant believe your playing civ3. now they have civ5493650375
     
  18. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    4489: You know clue 4488 is impossible, because there is only 43 years before the end of the game.
     
  19. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    4490: You think that this small wonder should exist:

    The Republican Party
    Requires: Evil Governing (tech that branches out from Democracy), Democracy government
    Effect (Yes, I know, this is impossible, but still): You can draft an unlimited amount of citizens per turn, and military support is free. +1000 unhappy citizens in city this is built in, +1000 unhappy citizens in all other cities.
     
  20. DragonBird

    DragonBird Chieftain

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    4491: upon reading 4490 you think there should be another small wonder, the Democratic Party
    Requires: Really Bad Governing (branches from Bad Governing from Republic)
    Effect: Makes Common Sense Absolete. All military units now have 2 movement, and whenever they're attacked they run. +1000 happies in all cities, but 20 turns later +2000 resisties. Whenever in war nothing happens, really, your cities will do nothing for you.
     

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