Explain a film plot badly

Actually, this is Star Wars:

Spoiler :
Due to the voices in his head, a young man helps wanted terrorists kill hundreds of thousands in a bid to seduce his sister.


More.

Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
Spoiler :
Big Trouble In Little China:


Deranged big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
Spoiler :
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory


Theme park’s grand opening pushed back due to complications.
Spoiler :
Jurassic Park


Girl chooses boyfriend. It's either bestiality or necrophilia.
Spoiler :
Twilight
 
Man tries to cheat Death but Death ends up cheating him instead.
Spoiler :
The Seventh Seal
 
A boy and his mum run a hotel badly.

Spoiler :
Psycho


Sheriff decides to kill everyone on a train before retiring.

Spoiler :
High Noon
 
Due to the voices in his head, a young man helps wanted terrorists kill hundreds of thousands in a bid to seduce his sister.
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What's the estimate for the number of people who lived on that thing?
 
31,622,963 according to The Technical Book of Science Fiction Films.

Link

Though I would think it much lower considering it's mission of intimidation... or it wasn't fully manned considering it was newly built.



Other numbers

Under the description heading the first Death Star is said to hold: "27,048 officers, 774,576 crew including troopers, pilots and officials, 400,000 support workers and over 25,000 Imperial stormtroopers."
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Other crap if it really matters...
 
Actually the two families are reconciled in grief at the end. Are you sure you've seen this film, Mr Hero?

Or perhaps you mean the version with Di Caprio in it? I can't say I've seen the end of that (and perhaps they changed the script). I couldn't stomach more than half of the thing. Which isn't to say it's bad. Just that I didn't like it.
 
classical_hero said:
Not total destruction of the city but there is damage to it.
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Not in the Zeffirelli movie. Not in any of the stage productions I've seen. And not in Shakespeare's version I've read.

Not even in the adaptation West Side Story (unless you count a few bits of trash in the street that got disturbed during a couple of the dance scenes).
 
Valka D'Ur said:
Not in the Zeffirelli movie. Not in any of the stage productions I've seen. And not in Shakespeare's version I've read.

Not even in the adaptation West Side Story (unless you count a few bits of trash in the street that got disturbed during a couple of the dance scenes).
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Indeed - that's part of what makes Mercutio's death so tragic. The violence of duelling is supposed to be symbolic and not actually involve real bloodshed - Mercutio is only killed because the naive Romeo interrupts the ritual.
 
^ Well, I didn't that's for sure. Is it Robinson Crusoe? Swiss Family Robinson? Something to do with Robinson at any rate. That much is certain.

Annoying boy gets left behind by wise parents, in film too awful to watch. Or to bother disguising the name of the film at all.

Spoiler :
Home alone.
 
Heroes struggle to save Britain from waves of barbaric and violent immigrants from the east and their archaic religion.

Spoiler :
King Arthur
 
A man explains the difference between American and French cuisine to a coworker.

Spoiler :
Pulp Fiction


A colourful ensemble focusing on one man's pain of betrayal contrasted with the bond of friendship and inter-office conflict resolution disagreements.

Spoiler :
Reservoir Dogs
 
Seven men discover they're no match for film director with fire hose.

Spoiler :
Seven Samurai
 
BTW guys, there's a "Make a movie Canadian" hashtag game now, maybe you'd like to try that too :D

Examples (none mine of course, I'm not that funny):
"Nice Girls"
"Bend it like Quebeckham"
"The Eh Team"
"The Bourne Suggestion"
"Catch me if Yukon"
"Hockey Bilboa"
 
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