Explain a film plot badly

[El_Machinae]

The Rise and Fall of the Horton Empire

 

[Borachio]

You can make amusing movie titles by removing single letters.

"One with the Wind" for instance.

Or adding single letters. But I can't think of one of those for the moment. edit: "Shaving Private Ryan".

*sigh* the things human beings will do when bored!

 

[Valka D'Ur]

BTW guys, there's a "Make a movie Canadian" hashtag game now, maybe you'd like to try that too

Examples (none mine of course, I'm not that funny):
"Nice Girls"
"Bend it like Quebeckham"
"The Eh Team"
"The Bourne Suggestion"
"Catch me if Yukon"
"Hockey Bilboa"

"Gone with the Wind Chill" Considering that we've had our first snowfall and frost of the season, that one's apt!

 

[Winston Hughes]

Episcopalian visits island, gets warm reception.

Oops, I forgot to reveal...

Spoiler :

The Wicker Man

 

[Tahuti]

BTW guys, there's a "Make a movie Canadian" hashtag game now, maybe you'd like to try that too

Examples (none mine of course, I'm not that funny):
"Nice Girls"
"Bend it like Quebeckham"
"The Eh Team"
"The Bourne Suggestion"
"Catch me if Yukon"
"Hockey Bilboa"

"The Moose Hunter"
"Black Toonie"
"War Mountie"
"A Clockwork Maple"
"The Good, the Bad and the Poutine"
"Cartier: Conquest of Paradise"
"Poutine-Eaters Holocaust"
"Alberta Chainsaw Massacre"
"Blood toonies"

 

[warpus]

How about:

"The Moose Healer"
"Peace Mountie"
"Alberta Chainsaw Miracle"

 

[Tahuti]

"Privatized-Medicine Now"
"Full Maple Jacket"
"Platoonie"
"Poutine Hill"

 

[Zack]

A man lectures his pastor about ice cream.

Spoiler :

There Will Be Blood

 

[Borachio]

Anyway.

I saw this film, right. And it had this man in it. And he did this thing. And someone said something. And he was like "No!"

And, omg, the film was in black and white! Or was it technicolor? I can't remember.

Spoiler :

Now, that, imo, is how to explain a film plot badly.

 

[jlvfr]

Wind blows, everyone gets eaten

Spoiler :

Sharknado

Fishman offers dirt to girl.

Spoiler :

Waterworld

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Aww yuss, I was banned during the first round of these (but Mise and I had a hashtag battle over it). Here are some I came up with:


Father and son seek misplaced cup.

Spoiler :

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor travels to Egypt to punch Nazis

Spoiler :

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Christoph Waltz shows off how many languages he knows and Michael Fassbender gets shot in the dick.

Spoiler :

Inglourious Basterds

Llama seeks revenge against chemist.

Spoiler :

The Emperor's New Groove

And my personal favorite, done by Ricky Gervais:

Meryl Streep gives the kid she likes least to the Nazis.

Spoiler :

Sophie's Choice

 

[Chukchi Husky]

A man and his dog go for a drive.

Spoiler :

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

 

[Josu]

Hippie guy who at his thirties still lives with his mother, gets on trouble with the establishment, gets judged in a bizarre trial and sentenced to death penalty

Spoiler :

King of Kings

 

[gay_Aleks]

M.C Escher makes a movie from the grave.

Spoiler :

Inception, others.

 

[Flying Pig]

Labyrinth, surely?

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

That one is: David Bowie sulks at a little girl who tries to nick his hard-earned toddler.

Spoiler :

 

[Borachio]

Man realizes he may be a pencil.

Spoiler :

Eraserhead.