http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/MaryGrabar/2008/06/09/obama%E2%80%99s_presidency_victory_in_the_culture_warsAn Obama presidency would signal the final salvo by the Left in the culture wars. Obamas advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans, presidents and department heads offices
Apparently, you're not a real liberal until you have bound and gagged a conservative professor and ravished a virgin. I'm sad to report that I did it wrong - I bound & gagged a virgin and ravished a conservative professor. I didn't realize the extreme extent of the masochistic way some righties view themselves in relation to a bunch of limp-wristed liberals (not that there's anything wrong with that).
But a couple questions for those of you with both hands still available for your keyboard - righties are seemingly big on personal responsibility, yet a common theme that emeges from many rightwing screeds is the view of righties as passive victims - is their an explanation for this? Would conservatives fair better in the Culture Wars if they looked at themselves as true warriors instead of the hapless conquered victims of the shrill liberal minority?

Is that article serious?