Red Door Man of Mayhem Joined May 29, 2005 Messages 12,665 Location USA #1 Jan 28, 2006 #21 Take a Bite Out of Crime, Shoot the B***ard
Abaddon Deity Joined Apr 20, 2002 Messages 31,182 Location NES/FG/SF Activity:Arguing the toss Jan 28, 2006 #22 on dirty cars: I wish my wife was this dirty.
Ultima Dragoon FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Joined Sep 5, 2005 Messages 2,369 Location Behind the east wind Jan 29, 2006 #23 "Your kid is on the honor roll, but my kid can beat yours up!"
classical_hero In whom I trust Joined Jan 30, 2003 Messages 33,262 Location Perth,Western Australia Jan 29, 2006 #24 One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise."
$ {|}$~\ Prince Joined May 17, 2005 Messages 440 Location Classified Jan 29, 2006 #25 I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Swiss Bezerker Emperor Joined Jan 14, 2005 Messages 1,539 Location somewhere up north Jan 29, 2006 #26 "My student is emotionaly secure enough that they dont need me posting their minor academic acheivements on my bumber" We love you George Carlin
"My student is emotionaly secure enough that they dont need me posting their minor academic acheivements on my bumber" We love you George Carlin
Bozo Erectus Master Baker Joined Jan 22, 2003 Messages 22,389 Jan 29, 2006 #27 "Honk if youve had sex with my wife"
eyrei Deity Retired Moderator Joined Nov 1, 2001 Messages 9,186 Location Durham, NC USA Jan 29, 2006 #28 "Jesus saves, and takes half damage."
S Sparta Emperor Joined Sep 25, 2003 Messages 1,256 Jan 29, 2006 #29 eyrei said: "Jesus saves, and takes half damage." Click to expand... That's awesome. Not the greatest ever, but I'd just seen this one last week: A half-black, half-white, yin-yang-background sticker, with the two halves inscribed with "That was Zen" and "This is Tao".
eyrei said: "Jesus saves, and takes half damage." Click to expand... That's awesome. Not the greatest ever, but I'd just seen this one last week: A half-black, half-white, yin-yang-background sticker, with the two halves inscribed with "That was Zen" and "This is Tao".
puglover Disturber of Worldviews Joined Nov 26, 2002 Messages 9,643 Location Kansas Jan 29, 2006 #30 My son is an honor inmate at the County Detention Center.
cidknee Emperor Joined Nov 20, 2004 Messages 1,338 Location Kitchener Jan 29, 2006 #31 my fav one ive seen is " Dont laugh, your daughter might be in here"
Stevenpfo Emperor Joined Dec 27, 2001 Messages 1,206 Location Edmonton, Alberta Jan 29, 2006 #32 Two classics: "If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk." "If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-EAT-S***."
Two classics: "If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk." "If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-EAT-S***."
Bozo Erectus Master Baker Joined Jan 22, 2003 Messages 22,389 Jan 29, 2006 #33 "Honk if youre Felix Unger"
V VoodooAce Emperor Joined Jun 1, 2001 Messages 1,894 Location California Jan 29, 2006 #34 On my sister's car: 'Nobody died when Clinton Lied'
Irish Caesar Yellow Jacket Joined Feb 8, 2002 Messages 10,278 Location Atlanta, former CSA Jan 29, 2006 #35 (On a Model T) Repeal the 18th Amendment!
America444 Coming Back To Life Joined Feb 19, 2003 Messages 389 Location Marooned Jan 29, 2006 #36 Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jack***
Ultima Dragoon FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Joined Sep 5, 2005 Messages 2,369 Location Behind the east wind Jan 29, 2006 #37 classical_hero said: One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise." Click to expand... That's a good one. If I find one of them, i'm putting it on my car when I can drive.
classical_hero said: One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise." Click to expand... That's a good one. If I find one of them, i'm putting it on my car when I can drive.
DBear unbeliever Joined Dec 27, 2003 Messages 3,262 Location Prime Material Jan 29, 2006 #38 Stop Inbreeding--- Ban Country Music
Atlas14 "Sophomoric Troll Master" Joined Apr 11, 2004 Messages 7,502 Location Maryland Jan 29, 2006 #39 Ted Kennedy's Car Killed More People Than My Shotgun
MattJek King Joined Oct 21, 2005 Messages 951 Location Legoland Jan 29, 2006 #40 " My kid and my money go to <insert name of college here>." " If you can read this, your driving too close" in very small print
" My kid and my money go to <insert name of college here>." " If you can read this, your driving too close" in very small print