Favorite bumper sticker?

on dirty cars:

I wish my wife was this dirty.
 
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
 
"My student is emotionaly secure enough that they dont need me posting their minor academic acheivements on my bumber"
We love you George Carlin
 
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage."
 
eyrei said:
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage."
That's awesome.

Not the greatest ever, but I'd just seen this one last week:

A half-black, half-white, yin-yang-background sticker, with the two halves inscribed with "That was Zen" and "This is Tao".
 
My son is an honor inmate at the County Detention Center. :)
 
my fav one ive seen is

" Dont laugh, your daughter might be in here"
 
Two classics:

"If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk."

"If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-EAT-S***."
 
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jack***
 
classical_hero said:
One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise."

That's a good one. If I find one of them, i'm putting it on my car when I can drive.
 
Stop Inbreeding---
Ban Country Music
 
Ted Kennedy's Car Killed More People Than My Shotgun
 
" My kid and my money go to <insert name of college here>."
" If you can read this, your driving too close" in very small print
 
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