Favorite bumper sticker?

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    One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise."
     
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    That's awesome.

    Not the greatest ever, but I'd just seen this one last week:

    A half-black, half-white, yin-yang-background sticker, with the two halves inscribed with "That was Zen" and "This is Tao".
     
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    My son is an honor inmate at the County Detention Center. :)
     
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    my fav one ive seen is

    " Dont laugh, your daughter might be in here"
     
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    That's a good one. If I find one of them, i'm putting it on my car when I can drive.
     
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