Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Narz, Jan 28, 2006.
Take a Bite Out of Crime, Shoot the B***ard
on dirty cars:
I wish my wife was this dirty.
"Your kid is on the honor roll, but my kid can beat yours up!"
One of my favourites. "My car is dirty because my owner is waterwise."
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
"My student is emotionaly secure enough that they dont need me posting their minor academic acheivements on my bumber"
We love you George Carlin
"Honk if youve had sex with my wife"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage."
Not the greatest ever, but I'd just seen this one last week:
A half-black, half-white, yin-yang-background sticker, with the two halves inscribed with "That was Zen" and "This is Tao".
My son is an honor inmate at the County Detention Center.
my fav one ive seen is
" Dont laugh, your daughter might be in here"
"If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk."
"If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-EAT-S***."
"Honk if youre Felix Unger"
On my sister's car:
'Nobody died when Clinton Lied'
(On a Model T)
Repeal the 18th Amendment!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jack***
That's a good one. If I find one of them, i'm putting it on my car when I can drive.
Ban Country Music
Ted Kennedy's Car Killed More People Than My Shotgun
" My kid and my money go to <insert name of college here>."
" If you can read this, your driving too close" in very small print
Separate names with a comma.