Favorite type of Hippie???

[Fifty]

What's everyone's favorite type of hippie? I don't mean favorite as in the type who's views most resonate with yours, I mean favorite as in most amusing to you.

Also, what type of hippie annoys you the most, and why????

POLL COMING!

Oh and please don't everyone just pick the drug-related one. I know that as a young male you feel obligated to support drug-related options because you think it makes you look cool, but in reality there are many things more entertaining than potheads. Also, before you vote for the "free love" hippie because you want to show everyone that as a young male, you love sex, please keep in mind that hippie girls do not shave and are often smelly.

Also, yes most hippies blend some of these characteristics. But most hippies have a predominant characteristic. Vote based on that.

An explanation of the options:

Pothead hippie: self-explanatory. All his hippieness centers around pot.

Tripper hippie: not content with pot, this dude is all about psychedelic junk like acid.

Animal Rights Hippie: this guy just loves animals

Enviro-hippy: this one is all about saving the rainforest and cutting down carbon footprints and stuff

"spirituality" hippy: this jerk loves to make stupid vague statements about the universe and junk to look "spiritual". He is especially enamoured with anything "eastern" or "tribal", because this moron takes it as a truism that everything western is bad.

Militant Hippie: this hippie is a paradox. He is all obsessed with some usual hippie ideal, and he is intent on accomplishing this through some sort of bizarre "revolution".

Pacifist Hippie: This hippie is the opposite of the militant hippie. He loves going on and on and on about Gandhi, and is generally obsessed with pacifism. Usually loves to cite Henry David Thoreau as if doing so legitimates his nonsense.

"Free Love" hippie: this hippie is all about sex baby!

music hippie: this hippie is all about cheesy folk music about love and peace and sunshine and all that crap.

commie hippie: this guy's vision of hippieness often involves commune style living. loves to drone on and on about how horrible capitalism is. very rarely does he actually know anything about communism, and it is even less likely that he knows any of the substantive critiques of capitalism.

other: some kind of hippie I forgot!?

 

[LesCanadiens]

No multiple choice poll?

 

[Japanrocks12]

free love hippies!

 

[Pannonius]

I hoped to see a dead hippie option. That's my favorite kind...
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[CaptainF]

Tripper hippie: not content with pot, this dude is all about psychedelic junk like acid.

Well, I haven't ventured into psychedelics yet, so I can't relate, but if I ever do than I would certainly be down with tripper hippie.

For the moment however, no.

Animal Rights Hippie: this guy just loves animals

I don't really "love" animals. Guess this guy is a no-no for me.

Enviro-hippy: this one is all about saving the rainforest and cutting down carbon footprints and stuff

Definitely not an environmentalist either, at least not in the hippie sense. Throw this one to the scrap heap as well.

"spirituality" hippy: this jerk loves to make stupid vague statements about the universe and junk to look "spiritual". He is especially enamoured with anything "eastern" or "tribal", because this moron takes it as a truism that everything western is bad.

Not really into this sort of crap either. Usually these sorts of people are into horoscopes and other bullshat of that caliber.

Militant Hippie: this hippie is a paradox. He is all obsessed with some usual hippie ideal, and he is intent on accomplishing this through some sort of bizarre "revolution".

People that talk about this sort of idiocy are usually scrawny nerds who rock Che T shirts. I could take one of those punks in a fight any day.

Pacifist Hippie: This hippie is the opposite of the militant hippie. He loves going on and on and on about Gandhi, and is generally obsessed with pacifism. Usually loves to cite Henry David Thoreau as if doing so legitimates his nonsense.

These people are usually very sensitive and (in my experience) are very averse to one such as me who loves to swear frequently.

Once again, nope.

"Free Love" hippie: this hippie is all about sex baby!

Now this one might make the cut. Thing is, she has to be a woman, well-kempt, and...well...not ugly.

Now in Oregon you can run across the occasional free love hippie chick like the one I described, but the chances are far and few between.

So if I play the odds game, this one also fails.

music hippie: this hippie is all about cheesy folk music about love and peace and sunshine and all that crap.

Yet another close call. I am partial to typical hippie music stylings (Hendrix, Marley, Tosh, etc.), but then again I also like hip hop and jazz and blues too damn much. I gotta have variety, ya dig?

So, no once again.

commie hippie: this guy's vision of hippieness often involves commune style living. loves to drone on and on about how horrible capitalism is. very rarely does he actually know anything about communism, and it is even less likely that he knows any of the substantive critiques of capitalism.

These ones are usually the worst, most annoying douchebags out there. Spouting nonsense about communist utopia while wearing the elaborate hemp hat he paid $50 for at his local headshop.


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Now, after all the above is taken into account, the only sort of hippie I can classify as my favorite would be the pothead. Marijuana indulgence is pretty much the only thing I share in common with hippies nowadays. Hell, this is Oregon after all, now that I think about it, I have chilled/smoked with many a pothead hippie.

But yeah, screw hippies, unless they have weed.

 

[Angst]

you.
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[Elta]

I choose the one I am closest too.

 

[jessiecat]

I hoped to see a dead hippie option. That's my favorite kind...
(500 posts!)

And 500 more of the same drivel, eh? Grow up kid!

 

[Kozmos]

I think you forgot veggie hippies.

 

[philippe]

Pothead hippies. Give them a piece of paper and a pencil, and you got yourself a new-wave art potret (which is shite) which you can sell to some uptown ******** frisco snob.

 

[soul_warrior]

I hoped to see a dead hippie option. That's my favorite kind...
(500 posts!)

busted

voted for the music hippie.
atleast they are the least smelly-destructive kind.

 

[Thorbal]

Why all this not-so-subtle aggressiveness against hippies ? I prefer to dislike people where you have to think twice before passing a group of them on the street because of physical dangers. Perhaps hippiness challenges the masculinity of some ? Peace !

Militant Hippies for me.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

music hippie: this hippie is all about cheesy folk music about love and peace and sunshine and all that crap.

Excuse me?

 

[cthom]

for uk folk...

Spoiler :

 

[Mirc]

"free love" hippie.

 

[Kennigit]

Pothead- They can be the funniest in that their manipulative and so forth. Plus Hollywood has some great Potheads in movies/television.

 

[sourboy]

I did other, as I prefer "multi-hippie's" lol

 

[carmen510]

Free love.

 

[bhsup]

Whatever type this guy is. They're easiest to spot and avoid, so I like them best.

 

[Ansar]

Genocide Hippie