Favourite Seinfeld-isms

Che Guava

The Juicy Revolutionary
Apr 19, 2005
Hot on the tails of the Simpson-isms thread comes one more from another influential comedy series of the 1990s : your Favourite Seinfeld-isms.

Are there any memorable quotes from Seinfeld that you bring up in everyday conversation from time to time? Here's one of mine...

"That's not going to be good for business...!"
"That's not going to be good for anybody...."

~a good one for when something goes wrong....(youtube)
"No soup for you!"

"I'm not gay!"

"A second Babka?"

"That van's a rockin..."
"Don't go-a knockin!!!"

And a good joke name is always Art Vandelay :lol:

There are so many more good moments from that show, but those are the ones I reference off the top of my head, with out being incited to remember them by other circumstances (if I encounter a situation similar to one that happened on Seinfeld I might remember it then).
I only remember a quote from Seinfeld that I considered especially rude and arrogant.
Jerry Seinfeld was treating with a lot of despise his taxi driver and then it goes:

Taxi Driver: "I was a doctor in my country"
Jerry Seinfeld: "I would be a doctor in your country"
Ah, Seinfeld. I just now got addicted to it.

The Frogger
George: "I did it, Jerry! I'm buying the Frogger machine!"
Jerry: "See, now you're really doing something."

The Puffy Shirt
Kramer: "Seriously, the 'pirate look' will be the new men's fashion trend of the '90s! And you, Jerry, will be the first pirate!"
Jerry: "But I don't want to be a pirate!"
I've always been partial to, "Good luck with allll that."
"The dingo ate your baby!"
A Festivus for the rest of us!
The Contest

When Kramer walks in and declares he's out was voted one of the greatest moments in TV history.
-Poppy peed on my couch!

-I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

-And you want to be my latex salesman.

-Give me that rye, you old hag.

-Allright Kramer I dug Fredo up, now lets cut him open.

-He's not idiotic! He's the Wiz. Nobody beats him! Nobody!
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