Our flag is red and white.
Canadian liberals use red, therefore, Canadian liberals are communist. Flawless logic
True thing that happened during the election last year. The Elections Canada workers were hired the same way they were back when I was a Deputy Returning Officer. The incumbent MP's people got to do the hiring, and anyone who couldn't convince them that they supported the incumbent had a pretty low chance of being hired. I had plenty of experience, but the interviewer asked me if I was a party member. She immediately said, "Oops, I wasn't supposed to ask that... but now that I did...?" and obviously expected an affirmative answer. I told her truthfully that I had known the incumbent for many years because he used to be one of my high school biology teachers. She beamed at me, accepting that as an indication that of course I would be voting Canadian Alliance (the forerunner of the current Conservative Party of Canada after they hijacked the Progressive Conservatives). I got the job.
I suspect a similar hiring practice went on last year, because the shenanigans in some polling stations were unbelievable. The Harperites were so determined to win, and the EC workers so poorly trained, that at one polling station the PDRO (person in charge of the polling station) demanded that the Canadian flag be taken down from the flag pole outside the building. At another polling station the PDRO became livid at seeing some of the Deputy Returning Officers and Poll Clerks wearing Canadian flag or maple leaf lapel pins (in honor of the 50th anniversary of the Canadian flag), and demanded that they remove the pins. When some of them didn't want to, she said, "Remove them, or you're fired."
These idiots evidently did not understand the part of the training that dealt with campaign literature. Posters and buttons in the polling station - forbidden. EC workers wearing partisan clothing such as a T-shirt - forbidden. But these twits decided that because the Canadian flag has the color red in it, and since the official color of the Liberal party is red, that meant that our country's flag is the equivalent of Liberal campaign literature.
Another absurd thing someone mentioned on CBC was that at one polling station, a scrutineer was thrown out of the polling station because her hair was dyed red. Funny thing... she was there for the Conservatives.
This all led to a series of comments on CBC.ca about partisan colors. One woman stated that "My polling station is next to the Atlantic, which is blue. I demand that the ocean be drained immediately, so it doesn't influence how people vote." Another person demanded that all the leaves be raked in his riding, because they were orange, and he didn't want that to influence anyone to vote NDP. And of course there were comments about the problem of the color of the sky - blue=Conservative, and grey=Bloc or "Other" (the colors used on the newscasts).