First Contact with Piffle

[DaveMcW]

I just got this PM from Whomp.

The gmail system was down so we thought we'd send a pm instead. Here are two different messages from our people. We weren't sure which version you'd understand. Whomper

Bubba's version

Howdy, The!

One of our warriors, Bubba, in a drunken stuper as usual, stumbled into the jungle last night and almost ran inta Dark Puma. We really hope that Dark Puma wasn't offended by Bubba's lewd and obnoxious behavior!

Hey, listen, The! I hope you don't mind me using your first name, seein' as we just met and all. We're havin' a git together Saturday night. Why don't all ya'll stop by! Its going to be one hoot'n holler of a good time. There'll be plenty of beer, course. We'll throw a few brats on da grill and just get schlockered! What d'ya say, The?

Later,
da Piffles

The Pifflenatress' version

Eh up, Epsilon lads and lasses!

Well, we'll go t'foot of ar stairs - we've met up at last!

Ar' Bubba were walkin' through t'jungle and would tha credit it, but who turns up but yor Dark Puma, who looks a bit o'a fearsome fella, right. Wor'a tha bin up to? - ee's tekken his time abart gettin' ere.

Anyroad, 'ows abowt meetin' up for a bit o'a natter so we's can get t'know each other betta like? We ort to reely, see'in as we're both int'same part o'this Sirian world.

Lookin forrad t'earin' from yer,
t'Piffles

 

[Civmansam]

Whooo! We met Piffle!

Now what?

 

[Memphus]

I wonder if they beat him to that hut?

If not it is a good thing we are going that way...and we can move faster