donsig
Low level intermediary
As the new mayor of Fox Nest I want to welcome all residents of our nation's capitol to the offical Fox Nest thread. Feel free to air any of your civic concerns in this thread and remember that I am here to serve.
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donsig
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My first official act as mayor of Fox Nest was to tour the construction site of our great project, the Pyramids, and I offer the following report.
Construction is on schedule and, as far as we can tell, on budget . As you all know the Pyramids will be a great big pile of stones assembled in such a way that they will stand for thousands of years. This will make us Phoenatics 'cultured'.
Since some have decried the usefulness of this great endeavor the construction plans have been modified slightly. the Pyramids will still be a great big pile of stones meant to last for thousands of years but it has been decided that they will be hollow. This will allow the Pyramids to have a usefulness in addition to the bringing of 'culture' to us.
One idea being bandied about is to use the Pyramids to store grain for our country. Given the size of the structures it is estimated that enough grain could be stored in the Pyramids to enable our country's population to grow dramatically with a speed that would be unmatched by any other country. Supporters of this idea argue that population equals strength.
Another idea is to fill the Pyramids with all the scrolls and tablets and such that we can gather in an attempt to amass all the knowledge of the world. Supporters of this idea argue that knowledge equals strength. (BTW, if this option is decided upon we would call the Pyramids the Great Library.)
A third idea is to fill the Pyramids with Vestal Virgins who can tell the future. In this case we would call the Pyramids the Oracle!
Whichever option is finally chosen those who work on the Pyramids welcome the change to hollowness since it means less rocks have to be used. One worker, who asked to remain anonymous, said, "It takes 10,000 of us a whole day to move one of those huge blocks just 13 cubits. And if someone calls in sick we just can't get anything done!" The same worker also called for captured American slaves to be used on the construction site and urged that we procure more of them.
Construction is on schedule and, as far as we can tell, on budget . As you all know the Pyramids will be a great big pile of stones assembled in such a way that they will stand for thousands of years. This will make us Phoenatics 'cultured'.
Since some have decried the usefulness of this great endeavor the construction plans have been modified slightly. the Pyramids will still be a great big pile of stones meant to last for thousands of years but it has been decided that they will be hollow. This will allow the Pyramids to have a usefulness in addition to the bringing of 'culture' to us.
One idea being bandied about is to use the Pyramids to store grain for our country. Given the size of the structures it is estimated that enough grain could be stored in the Pyramids to enable our country's population to grow dramatically with a speed that would be unmatched by any other country. Supporters of this idea argue that population equals strength.
Another idea is to fill the Pyramids with all the scrolls and tablets and such that we can gather in an attempt to amass all the knowledge of the world. Supporters of this idea argue that knowledge equals strength. (BTW, if this option is decided upon we would call the Pyramids the Great Library.)
A third idea is to fill the Pyramids with Vestal Virgins who can tell the future. In this case we would call the Pyramids the Oracle!
Whichever option is finally chosen those who work on the Pyramids welcome the change to hollowness since it means less rocks have to be used. One worker, who asked to remain anonymous, said, "It takes 10,000 of us a whole day to move one of those huge blocks just 13 cubits. And if someone calls in sick we just can't get anything done!" The same worker also called for captured American slaves to be used on the construction site and urged that we procure more of them.
JackRules
incompertus vapulus
Mr. Mayor,
As a proud citizen of Fox Nest, I just want to implore you to use your considerable influence to force an end to this bloody war, before innocent citizens like me are put into harm's way. We need time to grow to be the most powerful civilization on the planet, but this war will set us back hundreds of years. As mayor, our protection is your profession. Do your best!
As a proud citizen of Fox Nest, I just want to implore you to use your considerable influence to force an end to this bloody war, before innocent citizens like me are put into harm's way. We need time to grow to be the most powerful civilization on the planet, but this war will set us back hundreds of years. As mayor, our protection is your profession. Do your best!
donsig
Low level intermediary
Our government has heard the people's cry for peace and they are committed to bringing and honorable end to (most of) these wars. I will do my part as mayor to urge them towards an honorable peace but in the mean time we all must pull together in the war effort.
I do want to assure the citizens of Fox Nest that they are in no danger what-so-ever. There are no enemies near our great city. In fact the fighting will be done in the lands of our enemies!
I do want to assure the citizens of Fox Nest that they are in no danger what-so-ever. There are no enemies near our great city. In fact the fighting will be done in the lands of our enemies!
marshalljames
XXX
I'm a little worried we may lose out to a religous civ.What would be great would be to have a leader to rush build the Pyramids.
donsig
Low level intermediary
Sad news my dear fellow citizens. The evil Iroquois have built the Pyramids. We shall turn our project into a Great Library!
donsig
Low level intermediary
Here is all the info on our great city:
donsig
Low level intermediary
Our city, looking north from the mountains.
Oops! Keep forgetting about lakes. Glad the gods (programmers) figured out that salt water is bad for the crops. Now if only my exploring warriors would learn to taste the water to find out if they've discovered an ocean or a really big lake.
donsig
Low level intermediary
Glorious news fellow citizens of Fox Nest:
Our great project, the GREAT LIBRARY has been completed and will assure that our fine city will remain the number one city not only in Phoenatica but in all the world!
Our governor, eyrei, has stipulated that we will now construct a barracks and then begin full production of military forces.
Our great project, the GREAT LIBRARY has been completed and will assure that our fine city will remain the number one city not only in Phoenatica but in all the world!
Our governor, eyrei, has stipulated that we will now construct a barracks and then begin full production of military forces.
JackRules
incompertus vapulus
Great news! Sign me up as Curator.
Falcon02
General
Thank God!! I've been waiting for a new spearman factory. Our offensive production seems to be running smoothly and swiftly, but we need more defences, esp. in the south and east.
donsig
Low level intermediary
Colonel Falcon02: We'll be able to crank out vet spearmen every two turns for you.
JackRules: If you want to be a curator go to a museum. You can be the Great Librarian though. Your first job is to find out who moved away from our city and revoke his Great Library Card!
JackRules: If you want to be a curator go to a museum. You can be the Great Librarian though. Your first job is to find out who moved away from our city and revoke his Great Library Card!
JackRules
incompertus vapulus
Donsig, you are correct sir!
OK, I'm the Great Librarian. Hours are 9:00 to 4:30 Monday through Friday. Come by and join our Book of the Month Club. This month: Phoenatica: Volume 1 - From Inception through The 1st Golden Age
OK, I'm the Great Librarian. Hours are 9:00 to 4:30 Monday through Friday. Come by and join our Book of the Month Club. This month: Phoenatica: Volume 1 - From Inception through The 1st Golden Age
donsig
Low level intermediary
JackRules: Make sure you update your census registry record with your added function of Great Librarian.
I intend to confer with the president about instituting a national social security program. I want to be sure us older folks don't become a burden on the youngsters.
BTW - Now that I can't go around saying I'm the oldest citizen of Phoenatica I'll have to look for some other claim to fame.
I intend to confer with the president about instituting a national social security program. I want to be sure us older folks don't become a burden on the youngsters.
BTW - Now that I can't go around saying I'm the oldest citizen of Phoenatica I'll have to look for some other claim to fame.
donsig
Low level intermediary
The Phoenatica Cultural Art Museum has presented us with a splendid oil painting for our City Hall.
On behalf of the citizens of Fox Nest I would like to extend our thanks to Cyc, Phoenatica's esteemed Cultural Leader. We would also like to dedicate this fine piece of artwork to those who fight to defend our great city and our great country!
On behalf of the citizens of Fox Nest I would like to extend our thanks to Cyc, Phoenatica's esteemed Cultural Leader. We would also like to dedicate this fine piece of artwork to those who fight to defend our great city and our great country!
donsig
Low level intermediary
The Heroic Epic has been built in our fair city and it will ensure that Fox Nest remains the greatest city in the world!
We are currently using our surplus food to allow us to produce immortals faster. Our president has assured us that he is monitoring our food situation and that the citizens of Fox Nest need not fear starvation.
We are currently using our surplus food to allow us to produce immortals faster. Our president has assured us that he is monitoring our food situation and that the citizens of Fox Nest need not fear starvation.
donsig
Low level intermediary
One of our republic's first marketplaces is now open for business in our great city!
We are currently building a cathedral to bring even more happiness and culture to our fine city.
We are currently building a cathedral to bring even more happiness and culture to our fine city.
