Funnier History

[CivDad]

What if history was suddenly funnier after 1066 AD? Only rules are: Only one post per in-game year. Advancing the year counts as an action.

 

[Perfection]

1067 the year nobody farted

 

[CivDad]

The duke of Gwynedd and Powys conquers England.

 

[Ailedhoo]

King Phillip of France attempts in his young age to make Brittany part of France by force. This is the begining of a conflict that will end with the formation of the Kingdom of Brittany and the downfall of the Kingdom of France.

 

[bonefang]

Scotland and Ireland sides with their English oppressors and fights for England

 

[CivDad]

Um... England was just England in 1066.

 

[Vylinius]

The Pope rescinds the excommunication of the Patriarch of Constantinople while screaming like a little girl "We fooled you!" and then laughing hysterically over the worst joke in all of history.

 

[Nintz]

Year Advance- 1068

 

[Ailedhoo]

Emperor Shenzong of Song rule is cut short when the peoples of Taiwan invaded the Chinese Empire, begining the subjectation of China as part of Taiwan.

 

[CivDad]

A Hindu-Buddhist priest from Srinagar discovers Star Trek.

 

[W|M]

The new Emperor in Japan does a dump on the throne.

 

[Bratmon]

Year Advance - 1069

 

[CivDad]

The said priest discovers Star Wars.

 

[W|M]

There are 10 69s in Seljuk lands

 

[strijder20]

Buddhist priests use teleporters from said sf-stories to teleport Scotland, Ireland and Wales in the Great Lakes. And so the colonization of the Americas begins.

 

[R0xary]

The state of Texas is teleported in the baltic sea as a island.

 

[Tambien]

A native American empire by the name of Weebytu rises and conquers the entire Great Lakes Region.

 

[R0xary]

The Swedish King took a dump........ ON A COW
Sorry Broke a rule

 

[Mosher]

A rival nation, the Weeaboo tribe, strikes the Weebytu down and conquers the Great Lakes Region for themselves.

 

[Civciv5]

In the Moroccan Almoravid Empire, Zaynab an-Nafzawiyyah has proclaimed herself Calipha of the Islam and has started the Islamic "reconquista" of the "heathens" in Spain!