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Funniest Pictures Thread XXXIV - Mid Life Crisis

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Arakhor, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. PiMan

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  2. Uncle Sparky

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    ...now I demand a 'Facepalm button' next to the 'Like button'.
     
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  6. PiMan

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    I've seen that one before, but I'd only really looked at the writing on the road. This time I see the two signs pointing left and the one sign saying no left turn.
     
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  8. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    My friend moved to this small island, which happens to be the smallest Canadian province by area and population. Not many people live there and apparently there isn't much to do.

    Some new stores opened nearby and he snapped a photo (for full disclosure: or passed a photo somebody else took, I can't remember)



    edit: thinking about this further, I bet both businesses are owned by the same person/group. This must be a business/marketing strategy.
     
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    Wouldn't have been this way if they didn't insist on killing and eating the oxen of the god Helios.
    Although if they had stayed alive then it would have been more difficult to justify Odysseus' just sacrificing six of them to Scylla (he already knew he wouldn't die in the first attack of that monster, cause Circe told him).
     
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    Mmmmm One stop shopping. Charlottetown, here I come. :p
     
  12. Narz

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  14. Uncle Sparky

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    Then again Canada doesn't have that many people migrating/visiting. Nor a border with Mexico.
     
  17. warpus

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    You're forgetting that we share the world's longest border with a country that's falling apart and seems to have a significant population of morons. We've shut our borders, but most of our infections are indeed coming in from the outside. i.e. essential workers from other countries and so on.
     
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    tjs282 Socially distancing since 1975

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    Not seeing the funny here, but who is she?

    (Asking for a friend)
     

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