Funny/Clever Anagrams

[lutzj]

Santa/Satan

Commend/Condemn (Yes, I know that that "m" should be an "n".)

I can't wait to see what people do with this. As you noticed in my second example, slight stretching of the rules is fine if it creates an especially juicy comparison.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Spiro Agnew:
Grow a Penis

Aristotle:
Tater Silo
A Tit Loser

Dave Barry was the king of anagrams.

 

[Catharsis]

Why, the one in my signature of course!

Civilization Fanatics Center
A transoceanic inflictive zit

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Carbohydrates = scary death orb

 

[Smokey_Monkey]

George Bush
He Bugs Gore

 

[Brighteye]

Brighteye: ye be right

 

[Brighteye]

James Gordon Brown:
ransomed wrong job
grand job newsroom
wronged major snob

 

[DBear]

President Clinton of the USA
to copulate he finds interns

 

[Mirc]

A Civil I Zit On.

 

[dwaxe]

Mother-in-law
=
Woman Hitler

 

[scy12]

Jesus Christ lord and savior.


Loud or Jet Chris and ir ova .

Yeah it sucks , but it was not easy ...

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Therapist

The Rapist

 

[Smokey_Monkey]

Therapist

The Rapist

Psychotherapist

Psycho The Rapist

 

[ggganz]

George Herbert Walker Bush=Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
Clint Eastwood=Old West Action
Desserts=Stressed
(I got all those from Opus.)
And the classic:
Charlie Brown=Iron War Belch

 

[Catharsis]

President Clinton of the USA
to copulate he finds interns

Hillary Rodham Clinton
Lynch harlot in mid-oral

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Virginia Bottomley = I'm an evil tory bigot

An anagram of my name = Eerie Dr. Dick Vagina (bet that gets censored) EDIT: Amazingly, not censored. it is true however, my folks must have spent ages working that one out.

 

[raketooy]

wee I found this myself!
Cinnabar Island (in Pokémon): cannabis in lard

LOL I am pr0; just a minute ago I figured out that:
Final Fantasy: anal taffy sin

And this:
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: fu rare demon coward fall ty

And this:
TrackMania Classic: 'tis mania - crack class

And this:
The Sims: meth sis

 

[Ganjagraph]

Mah first post.. Ehhehe...
anyhow, here's a couple:
Axl Rose -> Oral Sex
Vin Diesel -> I End Lives

I didn't make those up myself, unlike this;

Republican Party -->
1) Cry Ale in a PRT (the three letter ISO 3166-1 code for Portugal) pub
[I had to use wikipedia to come up with the PRT part]

Not too smooth...

2) I can rub, pat, reply

Please correct me if I was wrong in either of those..

 

[Catharsis]

Welcome to CFC, Ganjagraph!

Axl Rose -> Oral Sex

Sir Alex Ferguson
Refusing oral sex

Republican Party -->
1) Cry Ale in a PRT (the three letter ISO 3166-1 code for Portugal) pub
[I had to use wikipedia to come up with the PRT part]

Not too smooth...

2) I can rub, pat, reply

Republican Party
Capably prurient

Democratic Party
A mad erotic crypt

(But I didn't make those up.)

 

[Mirc]

Democratic Party
A mad erotic crypt

Some of them are just too good to be true!