"This is, they're all saying, it's blasphemy, no messenger in the history of messengers has been treated so poorly, nobody, Persian, Greek, American, Canadian, Danish, like the pastry, a beautiful pastry, but these days the cherry filling isn't what it used to be, now they're filling it with people's pets, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats as part of the Danishes, it's terrible folks, they're trying to come after me just for asking for a bit of earth and water, and it's madness, I tell you"