UNDER CONSTRUCTION
(OOC: This isn't meant to be making fun of anyone in particular, its meant to be making fun of everyone in particular. I'm sorry for any offence caused)
NATION
Nation Name: NATION (because that wasn't obvious)
Provinces: New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania (its because I live here and I'm uncomfortable stretching my boundaries)
Colour: #808080
Political System: Constitutional Monarchy. NATION is led by Emperor Basileus First Citizen Comrade Secretary King [My Name] the First. The country is a democracy like Britain is except not because actually the Monarch has all the power but actually doesn't actually everyone listens to [My Name] because he's so cool and popular and smart and also if everyone listened to me I mean [My Name] everything in the world would be perfect.
Ruling Party: Liberal Left-Wing Green Party, not like those icky Australian Liberals but not Left Wing like Communists either. What is a Liberal anyway? They rule because I like their political system.
History: Fate/EXTRA reference, Fate/EXTRA reference, Fate/Grand Order reference and Fate/EXTRA reference.
Political Parties:
THE LIBERAL LEFT WING GREEN PARTY
The Liberal-Left Wing Green Party is the best party ever led by the best person ever Archer McBestperson McTiredJoke. I don't know any actual policies other than that they are cool and good. They're led by Archer because he is the hot-I mean coolest person I know and therefore any party led by him would automatically be the best.
THE CONSERVATIVE ALSO EVIL ALSO BAD PARTY
The Conservative Also Evil Also Bad Party is a party that has an ideological viewpoint I don't like. It is bad and it is evil and I hate it. Only paedophiles vote for this party. It is led by Satan and Alexis Tsipras, a politician I don't like.
THE ANARCHO-CAPITALIST REALLY MAKING MY NOGGIN GOGGIN PARTY
The Anarcho-Capitalist Really Making My Nogging Goggin Party is a party that has ideas that really Noggings my Goggin. Its led by Elon Musk because DAE LIKE MUS DAE MUSK SAVIOUR OF HUMANITY??? I am attracted to Anarcho-Capitalism because I am privileged and white.
THE FASCIST I'LL CHANGE TO THIS IF I GET BORED ALSO STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS I'VE CONVINCED YOU OF THAT RIGHT RIGHT PARTY
The Fascist I'll Change To This If I Get Bored Also Stop Giving Me That Look I Don't Actually Believe This I've Convinced You Of That Right Right Party is a party that is led by Jesse Eisenberg. They're bad because Fascism is bad, but if Fascism is so bad then why does it make my sprongle tongle? What's so bad about that???
THE BAD AND EVIL COMMUNISM PARTY
The Bad And Evil Communism Party is for bad and evil Communists, not like those good and not evil Communists who are not bad or evil. It is led by Stalin McBadPerson, who isn't actually a Communist they're actually a Third-Wave Anti-Social Unsidedown Neo-Final-Ultra Capitalist.
THE NOT AS BAD AND EVIL ACTUALLY QUITE OKAY COMMUNISM PARTY
The Not As Bad And Evil Actually Quite Okay Communism Party is not like those
other Communists guys they're not icky and have cooties they're
just like you. I guess they're Socialist or something? IDK, they believe in Democracy and Capitalism so they're not bad like the other guys. They're led by Trofim Lysenko and they only follow Lysenkoism which is the ONLY ACTUAL type of Communism guys all the others don't count because they're bad and icky and they didn't work in real life.
THE LETS MAKE THIS COUNTRY INTO AN ACTUAL MONARCHY PARTY
The Lets Make This Country Into An Actual Monarchy Partyis led by Wuxia McBadass and he is a cool kung-fu ninja wuxia taekwondo artist. He thinks that Monarchism and [My Name] the First is the best and they should get rid of all this democracy silliness. [My Name] is flattered but he basically runs everything anyway so yeah.
THE STAR WARS IS COOL PARTY
The Star Wars Is Cool Party thinks Star Wars and the Empire is cool and wants to do everything that the fictional movie series does. It is led by Darth Vader because he is another cool dude (not attractive), Darth Revan (for the same reasons), Thrawn (ditto) and also Waifu McOriginalCharacter who I made in photoshop. Star Wars is such a cool series guys.
THE MY WAIFU PARTY
The My Waifu Party is led by Saber because she is my Waifu and I needed to put her in here somewhere guys. Jeeze, stop looking at me like that!
THE DON'T MAKE FETISH NATIONS JESUS CHRIST PARTY
'nuff said.
THE ******** OH JEEZE HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ANYONE WHO LOOKS THROUGH MY INTERNET HISTORY PARTY
The ******** Oh Jeeze How Am I Going To Explain This To Anyone Who Looks Through My Internet History Party is led by Abigail Cockabane and wants to kill all men or subject them to severe gender discrimination oh man oh jeeze FEMINIST BRITAIN oh man.
THE REACTIONARY AND MAKING SENTENCES CONVOLUTED PARTY
The Reactionary And Making Sentences Convoluted Party is hath led by Cardinal Pell, the most moral and most wondrous person to ever liveth. This party eke encourages one to maketh their sentences extremely convoluted, as I doth sayeth so mineself. Also Catholicism Deus Vult.
