Sporaticus
Drooling Barbarian
First of all, whenever Ghandi "friends" you, he only does so to come back a turn or two later and try to get you to gift him enough luxury resources to throw YOU into unhappiness.
Here's what really got my goat: I had him as a neighbor on a continent, and he brazenly abused our open borders agreement by sending an elephant and four pikemen all the way across my territory just to wipe out a barbarian base that I was using as an experience farm* for some archers. Then, to make the insult even worse, he marches them all the way back to his territory and declares war! I was able to repel his pitiful invasion force, but it really shocked me that someone so "peace loving" could be so bold and devious! No More Open Borders For You, You Scheming Sack of Mouldering Pachyderm Dung!
Another little trick that he (and others) play: When you have enough money to buy a decent military unit, he wants to get it from you under the guise of a "research agreement". So Sorry, Not Gonna Happen! I'm Buying the Catapult!
*Experience Farm: Place an archer two tiles away from a barbarian camp and pick them off as they spawn. Do not wipe out the camp. As soon as an archer gets the first "siege" promotion, switch it out for a "green" one. Once you have several that you can upgrade to crossbowmen, you have some fearsome firepower at your disposal!
Here's what really got my goat: I had him as a neighbor on a continent, and he brazenly abused our open borders agreement by sending an elephant and four pikemen all the way across my territory just to wipe out a barbarian base that I was using as an experience farm* for some archers. Then, to make the insult even worse, he marches them all the way back to his territory and declares war! I was able to repel his pitiful invasion force, but it really shocked me that someone so "peace loving" could be so bold and devious! No More Open Borders For You, You Scheming Sack of Mouldering Pachyderm Dung!
Another little trick that he (and others) play: When you have enough money to buy a decent military unit, he wants to get it from you under the guise of a "research agreement". So Sorry, Not Gonna Happen! I'm Buying the Catapult!
*Experience Farm: Place an archer two tiles away from a barbarian camp and pick them off as they spawn. Do not wipe out the camp. As soon as an archer gets the first "siege" promotion, switch it out for a "green" one. Once you have several that you can upgrade to crossbowmen, you have some fearsome firepower at your disposal!