GNOME-NES1: Rise of the Gnomes
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blackheart
unenlightened
Nation The Great Hegemony of Flower Gnomes near the Entrance to the House
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
Communisto
Condottiere
Nation: The Barbarian Kingdom of the Undergarage Gnomes (start me off right at the corner where the house meets the garage - by the bush -)
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers gnomes have a status barely above Smurf)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
make my colour black or grey
Backstory: 'Go to sleep of the Undergarage Gnomes will get you!" Those are the word's muttered by Gnome-mothers to their disobedient Gnome-children. The Undergaragiangs have plauged the yard since time began. They can be easily distinguished by their black caps instead of red. They thunder down therough the grass from the south leaving nothing but devastation and gore in their path. They give no quarter nor ask for any. Be wary in dealing with these barbarians or you may soon find yourself on the end of an axe. However they can also be powerful allies. They are disgusting things, greasy-bearded, their skin is sometimes more green than white or brown. Beware!!! dun dun dun duuuuum!
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers gnomes have a status barely above Smurf)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
make my colour black or grey
Backstory: 'Go to sleep of the Undergarage Gnomes will get you!" Those are the word's muttered by Gnome-mothers to their disobedient Gnome-children. The Undergaragiangs have plauged the yard since time began. They can be easily distinguished by their black caps instead of red. They thunder down therough the grass from the south leaving nothing but devastation and gore in their path. They give no quarter nor ask for any. Be wary in dealing with these barbarians or you may soon find yourself on the end of an axe. However they can also be powerful allies. They are disgusting things, greasy-bearded, their skin is sometimes more green than white or brown. Beware!!! dun dun dun duuuuum!
blackheart
unenlightened
um, am i nation yet cuz im not listed
Communisto
Condottiere
-Grow Economy
-make more little gnomes
-make more little gnomes
econmy dose not work by saying "grow it"
you have to have more littl egnome towns, little gmon einfastructures, and populations (and division of labor to support your infastructure)
I decide when- and if- your economy deserves to be raised a leval or not- I guess I didnt cover that well enough in the rules though.
you have to have more littl egnome towns, little gmon einfastructures, and populations (and division of labor to support your infastructure)
I decide when- and if- your economy deserves to be raised a leval or not- I guess I didnt cover that well enough in the rules though.
Communisto
Condottiere
alrighty...
Hrothgar king of Undergaragians took his raiding party around the the great structure that was The Garage. His group ook the usual route south, west, north ans unser the great white wall that stopped all the other Gnome tribes save his own. Some say that when the gods came to the garage, the white wall flew up at their command, poppy-cock said the 'educated' gnomes of the patio, but Hrothgar beleived every word. Until his own kind could find this magic way they would enter the way the always had, crawl under it. It was dark and seemed to climb up forever, what treasures could be found here? Only a brave Gnome dare enter, Hrothgar was a brave Gnome. He and his fellowd goofed around throwing the dark black liquid that fell from the shiny moon charriots at each other until one yound gnome, Snorri, lost his balance and slammed into one of the great structures that sat in the garage. Something fell. It had a bright yellow end and a shiny mettalic point. The anomoley flew down fast and slammed into Snori's head, the thing broke the gnome's skull and his blood splattered all over his comrades. No one cared, Snorri smelt funny. But the thing, that was cool to the wee beasties. Hrothgar moved past the twitching torsoe and towards the weird thing. What he thought was a gift from the gods was rather a Screwdriverr with a yellow rubber handle. Hrothgar bit off a peice of the rubber and found it perplexing. "beautiful" he muttered stupified, he began to pick other chunks out of the rubber. "Bring home, we get stuff!"
-use the rubber as currency and stablize the economy
-Increase number Workers and Warriors Gnomes by whatever is standard
Hrothgar king of Undergaragians took his raiding party around the the great structure that was The Garage. His group ook the usual route south, west, north ans unser the great white wall that stopped all the other Gnome tribes save his own. Some say that when the gods came to the garage, the white wall flew up at their command, poppy-cock said the 'educated' gnomes of the patio, but Hrothgar beleived every word. Until his own kind could find this magic way they would enter the way the always had, crawl under it. It was dark and seemed to climb up forever, what treasures could be found here? Only a brave Gnome dare enter, Hrothgar was a brave Gnome. He and his fellowd goofed around throwing the dark black liquid that fell from the shiny moon charriots at each other until one yound gnome, Snorri, lost his balance and slammed into one of the great structures that sat in the garage. Something fell. It had a bright yellow end and a shiny mettalic point. The anomoley flew down fast and slammed into Snori's head, the thing broke the gnome's skull and his blood splattered all over his comrades. No one cared, Snorri smelt funny. But the thing, that was cool to the wee beasties. Hrothgar moved past the twitching torsoe and towards the weird thing. What he thought was a gift from the gods was rather a Screwdriverr with a yellow rubber handle. Hrothgar bit off a peice of the rubber and found it perplexing. "beautiful" he muttered stupified, he began to pick other chunks out of the rubber. "Bring home, we get stuff!"
-use the rubber as currency and stablize the economy
-Increase number Workers and Warriors Gnomes by whatever is standard
just so you know your future name will be simplified to garage gnomes. dont liek it; explination- these are god damn lawn gnomes, they are not going to have complex names, or overlyl fancy titles (unless I decide to award your nation with one)
Gelion
Retired Captain
Forest Gnomes Orders:
Grow more mushrooms with workers
send 10 warrior-gnomes to tame an animal or an ant if possible
make more little gnomes with idle gnomes
Grow more mushrooms with workers
send 10 warrior-gnomes to tame an animal or an ant if possible
make more little gnomes with idle gnomes
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
NPC my nation just for this turn. I don't have time.
North King
blech
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Orders sent, though you probably know that by now.
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