Alakazen
Clostridium botulinum
“Goooooood morning ladies!”
“Good morning, sir!”
“I see you’ve succeeded at dragging yourself out of your own filth and vomit and out into the open. Bloody hell, you took so long I could’ve ******* retired while you’re at it. You, the one who just stepped in the line! Do you think I’m ******* blind?! You think you can bloody waltz in just like that now, do you?! Goddamn kids these days, you don’t ******* dance unless I ******* tell you to! What’s your name, scumbag?”
“Sir, recruit Immanuel, sir…”
“Bull**** I can’t hear you!”
“Sir, recruit Immanuel, sir!”
“Bull****! From now on, you’ll answer to the name Dogmeat, do you get me?!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“What’s your name?!”
“Sir, recruit Dogmeat, sir!”
“Very good, Dogmeat! Now head over there and do your Goddamn waltz, you piece of trash!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“To the rest of you… This may only be National ******* Service, but let me remind you that until you leave my command, you are nothing but worthless ****! Bloody hell, you’re a lot more worthless than the recruits I have from the military! At least they can ******* die for the country... Bloody hell, you’re not even worth the dirt you’re standing on! What the **** do you think you are doing polluting my Goddamn dirt? Take your ******* shirts off!”
“Now stand on them! And keep your disgusting feet off my soil!”
“As I was saying… You are nothing but worthless ****! But I will teach you how to shoot and kill! When you leave this place, you’d be ready for war! But more importantly, I will teach you how to run like the ******* yellow-bellied cowards that you are! You’re not gonna have your momma’s ******* milk to keep you alive around here! The training will be tough! And you know why? Because we want your worthless asses to be of some Goddamn use to the country! I will ******* choke you on a year’s worth of military exercises in these three ******* months that you’re with me! And I don’t want you to waste my precious time, do you get me?!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Dogmeat! That’s not a Goddamn waltz! Who the hell do you think you're dancing with? Your own ******* nuts?! Get back in line and get on your shirt! When this is over, you’d better be able to ******* dance a proper waltz like the Goddamn ***** you ******* are!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Bull**** I can’t hear you!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“That’s much better, sweetheart!”
OOC: I got bored.
And if anybody finds this offensive, please tell me and I'll edit it out or get a mod to delete it.
“Good morning, sir!”
“I see you’ve succeeded at dragging yourself out of your own filth and vomit and out into the open. Bloody hell, you took so long I could’ve ******* retired while you’re at it. You, the one who just stepped in the line! Do you think I’m ******* blind?! You think you can bloody waltz in just like that now, do you?! Goddamn kids these days, you don’t ******* dance unless I ******* tell you to! What’s your name, scumbag?”
“Sir, recruit Immanuel, sir…”
“Bull**** I can’t hear you!”
“Sir, recruit Immanuel, sir!”
“Bull****! From now on, you’ll answer to the name Dogmeat, do you get me?!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“What’s your name?!”
“Sir, recruit Dogmeat, sir!”
“Very good, Dogmeat! Now head over there and do your Goddamn waltz, you piece of trash!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“To the rest of you… This may only be National ******* Service, but let me remind you that until you leave my command, you are nothing but worthless ****! Bloody hell, you’re a lot more worthless than the recruits I have from the military! At least they can ******* die for the country... Bloody hell, you’re not even worth the dirt you’re standing on! What the **** do you think you are doing polluting my Goddamn dirt? Take your ******* shirts off!”
“Now stand on them! And keep your disgusting feet off my soil!”
“As I was saying… You are nothing but worthless ****! But I will teach you how to shoot and kill! When you leave this place, you’d be ready for war! But more importantly, I will teach you how to run like the ******* yellow-bellied cowards that you are! You’re not gonna have your momma’s ******* milk to keep you alive around here! The training will be tough! And you know why? Because we want your worthless asses to be of some Goddamn use to the country! I will ******* choke you on a year’s worth of military exercises in these three ******* months that you’re with me! And I don’t want you to waste my precious time, do you get me?!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Dogmeat! That’s not a Goddamn waltz! Who the hell do you think you're dancing with? Your own ******* nuts?! Get back in line and get on your shirt! When this is over, you’d better be able to ******* dance a proper waltz like the Goddamn ***** you ******* are!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Bull**** I can’t hear you!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“That’s much better, sweetheart!”
OOC: I got bored.
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