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Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by choxorn, Jul 4, 2008.

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  1. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Okay, you all know how to play, right? You Grant the previous poster's wish in a way that twists it around somehow, then make your own wish to be twisted!

    Example:

    "I wish I had a million dollars"

    "Granted, it's in Monopoly money"

    Rules:

    -Please don't make excessively long wishes or twists, they are highly annoying. At the very least, don't do this very often.
    -Thou shalt not flame, troll, or spam.
    -Do not do something that you know others will find annoying. This means you, Stylesrj.
    -Don't make the same wish or use the same twist repetitively, it gets annoying after a while.
    -This game is meant to be fun. Please don't do things that will make it not fun for other people.
    -If you break these rules repetitavely, I'll have to [Monty Burns] RELEASE TEH MODS.[/Monty Burns]

    Okay, that's about it. Have fun!

    I wish I had a tasty, non-poisoned Apple Pie.
     
  2. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Granted. You HAD the pie, now you don't

    I wish I can has cheeseburger?
     
  3. Neverwonagame3

    Neverwonagame3 Self-Styled Intellectual

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    Granted, there is now the possibility of you having a cheeseburger.

    I wish a logically impossible action would happen.
     
  4. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Granted, a banana is blue. This is illogical, because bananas are yellow. Not quite what you were hoping for.

    @Styles: Past tense grants are technically breaking the "Dont be annoying" rule, you know. ;)

    I wish to add to my first post the rule "Don't make past tense wish grants" with an explanation of what they are.
     
  5. mythmonster2

    mythmonster2 BEC NOIR! RUN!

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    Granted, you are needed as part of a sacrifice to accomplish it (Sorry, that's just my first ever twist on a new thread)

    I wish that 4th of July Fireworks were even awesomer.
     
  6. Neverwonagame3

    Neverwonagame3 Self-Styled Intellectual

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    (NOTE: For something to be logically impossible it must be self-contradictory for it to happen. I'll let that one pass, but it wasn't refuted)

    Granted- the past is altered so they used to be even awesomer.

    I wish for a logically impossible action to happen.
     
  7. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Granted. Oranges are now purple with pink polka dots.

    I wish to be rich and famous!
     
  8. sepamu92

    sepamu92 Prince

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  9. Bigfoot3814

    Bigfoot3814 Deity

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    Granted. This is as good as it gets. The standard for internet quality plummets so much that nobody bothers using it anymore. And then people listen to the radio again! Yay!

    I wish people would listen to the radio again, like they used to in the olden days.
     
  10. Neverwonagame3

    Neverwonagame3 Self-Styled Intellectual

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    Unfourtunately, the quality of radio skydives.

    I wish somebody would actually figure out a way of getting around the problem of my first wish and making an appopriate counterpost, and use it.
     
  11. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Well if an Orange is coloured purple, it makes no logical sense, because it isn't an orange then, it's purple.

    Granted. Quantum Singularities are logically proven to be impossible, but only in theory, like everything. Everything is a theory!

    I wish people would accept the Counter Theory (everything is done with counters, you know, those little plastic buttons in different colours)
     
  12. Neverwonagame3

    Neverwonagame3 Self-Styled Intellectual

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    Something can, without logical contradiction, be called an orange without being the colour orange.
     
  13. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Granted, but they wil never accept YOU!



    I wish that a spoon was stuck in George W. Bush's coccyx
     
  14. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Nothing wrong about my own acceptance kill fire, as long as my theory is out there and people accept that, then I'm happy
     
  15. Deep Thought

    Deep Thought S.A.G.A.P.O

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    Granted, it's also stuck on your shoulder.

    I wish a smelly pair of socks.
     
  16. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Granted. They smell so bad you pass out and die.

    I wish for my leg to no longer feel tired.
     
  17. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Granted. It now feels depressed, and hops you off a tall building.

    I wish for seven flawless blue crystals, laid out in a line across a white tablecloth, with the smallest on the left and the largest on the right.
     
  18. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Granted. They are combustable with oxygen, so they explode and kill you.

    I wish I had an X-wing fighter.
     
  19. Stylesrj

    Stylesrj Tabitha SEAL

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    Granted. You try blowing a up a death star with it, when the Borg Cube destroys it.

    I wish to Rickroll Choxorn.
     
  20. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Granted, but trashcat is not impressed.

    I wish I could impress trashcat.
     
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