Great pick up lines you've heard or said

[GenMarshall]

Whats the best pick up line you have used or heard used on you?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

"So, do you come here often?"
"Sir, we have history in this room every day!"

 

[WildFire]

Hi

Its gotta start somewhere

 

[Norlamand]

Hi! My name is Bill Gates. I'm extremely wealthy and quite horney. Would you like to see my software?

 

[amadeus]

If they're young: "Hi, I'm Mel Gibson."

If they're older: "Hi, I'm Tom Selleck."

If you intend to have a serious relationship: don't bother with pickup lines.

 

[Peri]

My all time favourite is 'May I? said a smoothly as Leslie Philips

not forgetting the ubiquitous hare-loe

 

[WillJ]

The best I ever heard I happened to learn from here at CFC:

"Hey, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

 

[The Yankee]

"Hey girl, want to come to Russia with me to practice civil disobedience?"

(See the Moscow metro thread for context.)

 

[Sims2789]

"That's a pretty big shirt you're wearing" more of hitting on a girl than using a pick-up line

 

[Perfection]

"I know the glory of Perfection"

Trust me, any girl who thinks you know me will think you are blessed!

 

[IceBlaZe]

"Did it hurt? When an angel like you fell from the sky..."

The most cheesy one I remember.

 

[Pongui]

This is nasty, but in my (unintentional) experience it's a charm:

Anything to the effect of "Wait here." And then you go away, and don't come back for a long time. They either get annoyed and split, or they convince themselves they really want to wait for you, for something. Then you return with a restaurant menu or whatever.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

It's all in the eye contact. After that "May I buy you a drink?", or "Would you like to dance?" comes easy... Most important: don't be agitated and don't stare at her breasts (right away)

 

[Dominix]

Learned from CFC: "Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can definitely see myself in your pants"

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Originally posted by Dominix
Learned from CFC: "Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can definitely see myself in your pants"

This worked once (tried several times): "I've lost my teddybear. Would YOU sleep with me?

 

[Superevie]

"Ohh, those are nice pants. Can I talk you out of them?"
"You know what would look good on you? Me."
*lick your finger and touch his/her shoulder* "Now let's get you out of those wet clothes."
"Are you from Jamaica, cuz you're ja makin me crazy!" (that's an awful one)
"I didn't know angels flew so low!"

I've never used these (with good reason), the ones I really use are far more subtle. I like to say, "It's such a nice day out today," referring to the weather, but toss in some hip action and staring. Works like a charm let me tell you. But fellas, it doesn't work the other way around if you don't tone it down first.

 

[sysyphus]

The difference between a bad pick up line and a good one is very subtle. For example:

A bad pick up line:

"So what will you be making me for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

A good pick up line:

"So what do you want me to make you for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

 

[Superevie]

Good ones sysyphus!

Here's an awful site of pick up lines:
http://linesthataregood.com/

It has terrible lines like this one: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

 

[Speedo]

Never use pickup lines...

 

[anarchywrksbest]

"Nice legs m'darlin, what time do they open? "

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? "