The traveler coughed as he entered the arctic cave.
It was not what he expected.
The cave revealed a massive complex bustling with a hive of workers, of various races, mostly looking to be of some sort of Middle Eastern extraction. Jackbooted uniformed soldiers with snakes on their helmets marched in formation.
"W...what...the hell is this?" the traveler gasped.
A penguin, waddling out of the cave, turned towards him quizzically. "Isn't it obvious?" He cleared his throat, before abruptly squawking,
"BIRTHDAY NAO!"
The soldiers came to attention.