Yes salty, your month-long campaign of endless brazen plugs, subtlety, and mischief smileys paid off. YOU GET A BIRTHDAY THREAD! The man's sixteen years old today! No small occasion. You're practically as old as I am now. That frightens me a bit. Our little schoolboy is growing up into a big horrible Englishman. Before you know it he'll be regaling us with tales of big shot sideburns and the skirts that got away. But what can you do. The happiest of birthdays to salty mud!