Writing style: 1st person narrative, Francis II, King of Brittany
They said I was a powerful man. Perhaps the most powerful in the world. They must be right. After all, Ive killed the man who was, without a doubt, the head of the most powerful country in the world. That means I was stronger than the most powerful, right? The logic seams to work well but it falls apart somewhat in the face of reality. Ah, blast it. Im getting ahead of myself and neglecting you, my poor, lost audience. Let me start from the beginning so that all is clear. Better yet, let me start before the beginning as that if fairly germane to the story as well.
Many, many years ago Kenneth MacAlpine entreated my great grandfather for assistance against the militant and expansionist Danes. Although it was much safer and more profitable to treat with the Scots, my esteemed forefather buckled under threats from The Danelaw and withheld Brittanys support. His justification was that with the Danes and Scots locked in battle to the north, Brittany was safe to expand in the south. A fairly honest, if not honorable, conclusion. One would hope that his decision would have been different if he could have predicted how badly driven the Scots would have been. After all, they had been great neighbors of Brittany for centuries.
Regardless of his reasons, his answer was no. The Danes beat the Scots bloody and forced them to pay ruinous tribute. The Scots made a miraculous recovery from the brink of annihilation, turned the tables on the Danes and began kicking the snot out of them. They were in danger of completely removing the Danish presence from the continent when my grandfather (great grandfather had died of being unbelievably fat a short time after the first Scot/Dane war) decided he had better take a hand to preserve the status quo. In his mind it was vital to Brethon security to have the Danes and Scots balance each others aggression to keep them firmly away from Brittany.
Grandfather hired some nefarious types from Kent to do away with the Scottish Ard Ri. Just a touch of a certain herb in his heather ale would do the trick. Kenneth MacAlpine would die a few days later of a massive heart attack. With no Ard Ri the tradition bound Scots would not be able to prosecute their war. Simply electing a new Ard Ri would most likely plunge them into a civil war as the primary candidates were all too strong to be governed by whoever was elected. Something went wrong with the assassination though. Perhaps the assassins were caught, perhaps they simply absconded with grandfathers money and retired comfortable to Kent. Either way, Kenneth MacAlpine lived long enough to drive the Danes from the continent.
Scotland then did exactly what grandfather had feared. With no native aggressor they set about getting bigger and badder in a hurry. Scottish colonists began popping up like lice on a foxhound. They went so far as to colonize territory that Brittany had scouted! It was an outrage, but one grandfather had to endure. Constantine MacAlpine was the worlds darling and moving against Scotland, even covertly, would have jeopardized Brittanys growing international trade. So my grandfather played nice neighbor to the growing Scottish giant and bid his time. He bid it a bit too long though. He died a month after Kenneth IIs coronation.
My father ascended Brittanys throne and dealt with Kenneth II as his father had dealt with Kenneths. Cow towing, sending presents, flattering him and generally being an obnoxious obsequious pest. Kenneth wasnt the man that Constantine had been and there was excellent room here for my father to press leverage. Unfortunately my father wasnt the man his father was either. Except for being grossly obese, of course. Thats a family trait I am happy to lack.
Fortunately, Kenneth II was powerful enough to keep Scotlands factions tightly leashed. Toward the end of his reign several expansionist movements began growing in the Scottish court (we keep ourselves very well informed on the inside maneuverings of our neighbor). One favored annexing The Danelaw and the other favored forced expansion into Brethon territory. When we heard about this, father did the one thing in his reign that I thank him for. He began to seriously invest in the Brethon army. With Kenneth in command, however, there was no real danger. As I mentioned, he kept his dogs in the kennel.
And then Kenneth up and died. Ironically it was a heart attack but the situation kept me from being very amused by that at the time. Father did his best to show Brittanys friendship to the new Ard Ri Fergus but it was a waste of time. Fergus was such an idiot that he didnt even understand what my father was doing. He also couldnt control his council or his clansmen. The expansionist movements grew in power and it was obvious that Fergus wouldnt be able to stop them. And my father refused to stop Fergus.
Thats when I became King of Brittany. Well, just shortly after my conversation with father when I realized that his weakness would spell the end of our fair land. It was disgustingly easy to do away with the slob. The pig ate so much that his food tasters could never keep up with him. The poisons effect looked just like he had eaten some badly spoiled pork. Of course the chef had to be executed. Appearances, you know.
Now I was in a position to do something about these ever more dangerous Scots. I would do them a favor and get rid of the weakling on their throne. Fergus had only a bastard child that he didnt even know of (but we did you never know when information like this might come in handy). On the odd chance that the boys regal heritage might be discovered I had him dealt with first. It wouldnt do to have another weak puppet on Scotlands throne. Fortunately he lived on a farm. Farms are very dangerous places, you know. Then it was time for Fergus. I debated on how to do him. I had to be absolutely sure that no trace of suspicion could come to fall on Brittany. It would also be better if it was never discovered that his death was not a natural occurrence. Then it hit me. A heart attack. He would die as his great grandfather should have and as his father did. Such weaknesses are known to run in families so the cover was excellent. I sent agents to hire agents to hire assassins. Fergus was dead mere months after my plans were set in motion.
Now I will explain what was supposed to happen. Angus MacAlpine would ascend to the throne. He was a bright lad but not a politician. After all, as second son he would not be expected to sit on the Scots high seat. He had spent his youth training with the rabble of the MacErc, MacCorbin, Skilord, MacIniss, OCharis and MacSeal youth as a commander of soldiers. He had also idolized his father. He was supposed to gain the throne and throttle the expansionist movements as his father had done. After all, in his eyes his father was great and had done so. His brother was inept and had not. It should have been so simple.
It wasnt. The lad was brighter than we had expected. He was also quite a bit more sure of himself. Not afraid to break new ground, as it were. Instead of an unsure but popular leader, striving to live up to the image and policies of his father, we got a cocksure and arrogant youth only too happy to agree with the warlike proposals of the expansionist factions to prove to himself and the world that he was not an incompetent like his brother. Still, he was a smart lad. He did not declare against Brittany in aggression. He turned over daily control of Scotland to his cousin Das III (of the Iniss MacInisses) as his regent while he went on a royal progress of his lands. His progress fielded roughly a third of Scotlands knights and seemed to dwell in the counties bordering Brittany. At the same time, he sent Arsven Skilord and Seamus OCharis to St. Andrews to coordinate troop and naval training. Things began to heat up across the Scot / Brethon border but the lid stayed firmly on the kettle.
It appeared that the stalemate would last. Angus would not make a move of open aggression and my governors were well instructed not to give him any excuses. Then the impossible happened. My governor in Nantes rebelled against my rule and declared for Scotland! With St. Andrews freshly garrisoned and only a short days ride from Nantes it was folly to try to force the city back under my dominion. Unfortunately, my provincial governor didnt think quite so rationally. He moved troops towards Nantes in an open show of force. Skilord and OCharis responded violently and decisively. The Scottish fleet sailed from St. Andrews to alert MacAlpine and full war was enjoined.
Still, things went fairly well. Angus was a brilliant war chief and his generals were superb. The best military minds can only do so much with the forces at their disposal. They had greatly underestimated the size of our garrisons (thanks to our friends in the Scottish court). St. Pol de Deon and Rennes fell but inflicted heavy casualties on the Scots. Vendee stopped them cold. Three full assaults were beaten back and then my generals counterattacked them. It was a slaughter. The Scots retreated to Kirkaldy and Stanraer. Vendee was reinforced and prepared to meet the next Scottish assault. Things had stalemated in the north. The Scots lacked the strength to take Vendee and we lacked the offensive power to attack Kirkaldy or Stanraer. In the south, OCharis and Skilord lacked the forces to assault but had more than enough strength to prevent our attacking them. Winter set in and ended our conflict in this state.
In the spring another disaster occured. Kent declared war on Wales. Pictland allied with Kent. Man and The Danelaw quickly followed. Ireland took the opportunity to grab some Manx territory. With every country on Alba at war, Angus released his northern garrisons to our front. Flynn MacSeal brought another third of the Scot knights against us at unbelievable speed. Within four months the Scots were on the attack again. Vendee and Vannes fell, but still at great cost to the Scots. They were mired again when they came against Brest.
We were doing well again (considering we had lost half of Brittany anyway). In an attrition war we performed superbly. We almost had Angus to the point where he had to abandon his war when those dogs OCharis and Skilord cut off supplies from Lorient. Without iron or horses our new troops could not be properly equipped and trained. Scotland began getting the upper hand again. Blessedly, winter set in and the campaign season ended.
The next spring gave us a glimpse of our final doom. The Scots had developed a new gun that could be used effectively from the saddle. Their new cavalry overcame Brests defenses and I was forced to flee to my summer palace at Saint Nazaire. Saint Malo fell soon after Brest and MacSeal moved against Saint Nazaire while OCharis and Skilord moved to attack Carnoc and MacAlpine and MacCorbin went for Lorient. I believe all three cities fell almost simultaneously. I cant know for sure because I had already left via sail for my last bastion of strength, Quimper.
I arrived in Quimper mere hours before the Scottish assault fleet hit the beaches. That was last week. Since that time the Scots have subdued the countryside, isolated the city proper and are preparing to storm the walls. Ryland MacSeal is the commander whos finally cornered me. I know this because they sent in an envoy to demand my surrender. I sent back his head first and then had the body lobbed out via catapult. It wont be long now, theyll most likely attack at first light. I wont be here to see it though. I wont give them the satisfaction of taking me alive. I have a great idea of how to do it. It has a delicious touch of irony.
I dont know why Ive bothered to write this all down. Perhaps its an act of absolution like those foolish priests are always going on about. I cant possibly let these pages get into the hands of the Scots. Why, then they would be seen as justified in their actions against Brittany. No, I wont give them that satisfaction.
Editors note
Francis II, King of Brittany was found dead in his mansion during the assault on Quimper. There were no marks on the body and the cause of death could not be immediately determined. Examination by army surgeons indicated death from a massive heart attack.
A small amount of ashes in the shape of a question mark was found next to the body. Despite fresh ink stains on the Kings fingers, no written correspondence was found.
Game notes
Dal Raida is all Scottish now. Brittany was completely destroyed. Scotland lost the race for most of the wonders. Brehon Law has communal corruption. Great for building at the far reaches of the empire, lowsy for getting the best production out of your core cities.
Where does Scotland go now? Angus MacAlpine has a small army of highly experienced cavalry and a small fleet. There is an army of knights (Flynn MacSeals command) from the one hero gained in the war and we just got ships big enough to transport it. Pictland and Kent both have armies larger than Scotland, according to the military advisor. Since theyve been at war with Wales its safe to assume that theyve cleared out a good chunk of their obsolete units. There are a couple of Welsh cities left that would probably fall quickly if we joined the alliance against them. Scotland does have several trade agreements with Wales right now though. The Danes still have one city on Alba that is ripe for the plucking.
The cities in Brittany are in lousy shape as far as improvements go. I dont know if the AI sold everything or just didnt build at all. Either way, it will be a while before Brittany is productive.
Brest is a spectacular spot for the Forbidden Palace and Ive started construction there in case the Council agrees on the choice.
How about government choice? The number of powerful clans has grown along with Scotlands physical growth. A Republic could fit well at this point. Democracy is also an option, as is pure Monarchy (though if Angus tried to push for total power, the Council would probably have a problem with that).
Let me know what you want and Ill start working on the next chapter. Keep that feedback coming, too! Those were some really great ideas.
This is the current map of South Dal Raida showing the conquered Brethon territory.