Coinich
Party Chairman
History Department: The University of Simpleton
The Syllabus
I. General Course Information
Course Title: Idiotic History 101
Code: HIS 101
Credit: 3
Department: History
Prerequisites: None
Fees and Materials: None
Notes: None
Graduation Information: Applies toward requirement for Idiotic History
Adopted Textbooks:
1) The Idiots Journey, Dunce and Pinhead
2) The Idiots: A guide to the history of the Celts, Dunderhead Press
3) Celts: Pathways to the Present, Knucklehead and Dork
4) Idiotic History: The Ancient Era, Lack of Intelligence Press
II. Course Description
The first semester of Idiotic History is designed to help students understand the events, issues, and personalities that shaped our history from the dawn of the Celts as a separate culture. The course looks at Celtic history from the multiple perspectives of this diverse and ethnically rich nation. Students will develop analytic skills in historical inquiry, problem solving, cause-and-effect synthesis, and evaluation of historic information. Students will also gain the skills and knowledge needed to understand various connections and interdependence of political, economic, technological, and philosophical aspects of Celtic society.
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Professor Coinich MacLaren, Ph.D., History Chair, University of Simpleton
Professor Coinich MacLarens train of thought was disrupted by the consistent, echoing, tap tap tap of hard soled shoes against the freshly waxed tile floor of the History Department at the University of Simpleton. Coinich looked up from his studies just as the rapping started against the time-tempered glass door to his office. It was Rowena, his assistant. She was just another in a long line of very attractive interns he had the opportunity to work with over time. Ah well, he was married. And besides his studies didnt allow him the time for frivolous flings with comely interns he was old enough to be a father to. He already knew the reason for her visit. It was time for the Idiotic History 101 course. It was a new semester and a new class of young students who were taking the course to fulfill a requirement. Unfortunately, most of them could care less about the great history of their peoples. They were more concerned about beer. That was a trait that was deeply ingrained in the Celtic culture.
Rowena just stood there and nodded to him. She knew how to read him instinctively. If only he werent so much older than her
He closed the ancient tome he had been studying, turned off the light on his desk, grabbed his leather satchel and headed off to class.