How come DARIUS looks like monkey-man?

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  1. Ermak-

    Ermak- Prince

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    Just curious why he resembles that monkey baboon from Hungle Book cartoon.?:confused:
     
  2. axident

    axident Emperor

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    The Khmer dude looks ridiculous too. Most of the men in the game look weird. Actually so do the women, now that I remember Victoria and company. I do NOT want to know Victoria's Secret.
     
  3. biggamer132

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    Darius doesn't look Persian at all, and believe me, I know. I see one in the mirror every morning.
     
  4. johnny_rico

    johnny_rico one more turn addict

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    LOL! Funny stuff, both of you. I wonder how long it will take a mod to conclude this thread is not constructive to strategy and tips.

    Most of the new leaders have a 'primate' look to them. They should have saved them for the next expansion, 'welcome to the jungle'
     
  5. Churchill's Hat

    Churchill's Hat Mortal

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    Why does Gilgamesh look like a lion? Why does Justinian look like he's sick and frail and could be killed by Ghandi punching him? Why do I feel like yanking Chalemagne's beard? I don't know. The only good looking new leader for a new civ is Zara Jaqob of Ethiopia.
     
  6. BARBEERIAN

    BARBEERIAN Prince

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    Charlemagne kinda looks like the burger king dude.
     
  7. AThousandYoung

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    I think Gilgamesh looks like a lion because of II Samuel 23:20.

    And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, the son of a valiant man, of Kabzeel, who had done many acts, he slew two lionlike men of Moab: he went down also and slew a lion in the midst of a pit in time of snow

    Gilgamesh was Iraqi, and Moab refers the region on the other side of the Dead Sea from Israel.
     
  8. reclaimer122

    reclaimer122 Nice and Crispy!

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    You have Persians following you around when you get up? Creepy...:crazyeye:
     
  9. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    Darius doesn't look anything like a monkey compared to Adam Goodes.
     
  10. ATopic22

    ATopic22 Clan SPADE Captain

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    you guys have to understand that as in many history text books, the early people like the sumerians were still developing. As in one history text book, the Summerians are reffered to as thick headed people. I think it was refering to the Bible but that explains why he looks like that. I actually think all the leaders except the following look good.

    Victoria
    The Khmer dude
    Darius
    Gigamesh and I know im missing one more person from bts thats around messapotamia.
     
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    ATopic22 Clan SPADE Captain

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  13. AThousandYoung

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    Is that Caesar trying to rescue Izzy from Darius?
     

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