How do you like your bacon?

[_random_]

I like it chewy because crispy bacon is nasty, which is something bacon should never be.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Chewy, crispy is an abomination.

Also turkey.

 

[Silurian]

Chewy and crispy

 

[Old Hippy]

cooked... and crispy

 

[W|M]

Chewy, the fat tastes a lot better that way.

 

[bhsup]

I like it both ways. Sometimes I'm in the mood for chewy, sometimes nice and crunchy. Just got a nice bacon nuker (Thanks Forma again for link, it's awesome!) and am still getting the timing down on it. 50 seconds per slice gives me a primarily chewy with a bit of crunch starting, if that makes any sense.

EDIT: Since forced to choose for poll, I picked crunchy.

 

[Silurian]

No the fat must be crispy the rest chewy.

Why no poll option for this

 

[_random_]

I like it both ways. Sometimes I'm in the mood for chewy, sometimes nice and crunchy. Just got a nice bacon nuker (Thanks Forma again for link, it's awesome!) and am still getting the timing down on it. 50 seconds per slice gives me a primarily chewy with a bit of crunch starting, if that makes any sense.

EDIT: Since forced to choose for poll, I picked crunchy.

I'm intrigued. Can you link me up? And are the results much different from putting it on a plate in between layers of paper towel?

No the fat must be crispy the rest chewy.

Why no poll option for this

Because indecisive people like you are basically Switzerland.

 

[bhsup]

I'm intrigued. Can you link me up? And are the results much different from putting it on a plate in between layers of paper towel?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00006IUWC/

Much, much better than wrapped in paper towels on a plate. Really, it's just awesome. And, the grease is nicely pooled in the bottom so I can pour it into my frying pan to cook my eggs in!! Nothing better than eggs fried up in bacon grease

 

[Antilogic]

Poll fails because an Epic Meal Time bacon weave isn't an option.

 

[ace99]

Depends on on what its on, bacon on a burger should be crispy, bacon on egg chewy.

 

[Silurian]

Because indecisive people like you are basically Switzerland.

Why is it indecisive to say the way you want your bacon

 

[Zelig]

The best bacon is melty.

http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/3/Bacon-Part-I
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/110/Bacon-Part-II

 

[Zack]

In my mouth.

Also turkey.

At first I thought, "why the hell would you do that to yourself???", then I remembered your're Jewish.

Chewy turkey bacon is a disgrace to the bacon family.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Bacon belongs in a sandwich, accompanied by lettuce and tomatoes. I don't mind it in Caesar salad, but it's not mandatory there.

Actually, I just like bacon-flavored potato chips, so its texture is irrelevant.

 

[Formaldehyde]

Just got a nice bacon nuker (Thanks Forma again for link, it's awesome!)

The thing I like most about that particular model is that it only takes a single paper towel to completely shield the bacon on one nuking tower (which is all I ever use) from splattering all over the place. I've tried other microwave designs, but they make a huge mess.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Depends on on what its on, bacon on a burger should be crispy, bacon on egg chewy.

You people would do well to listen to this man.

Poll fails because an Epic Meal Time bacon weave isn't an option.

Doesn't that count as chewy? Don't think you can weave brittle strands well.

 

[Kennigit]

I don't like bacon. It's alright on barbecue burgers but BLTs or bacon in food or plain bacon isn't tasty.

 

[azzaman333]

With crisp and chewiness.

 

[ace99]

I don't like bacon. It's alright on barbecue burgers but BLTs or bacon in food or plain bacon isn't tasty.

Burn this heathen!

In bacon grease!