How do you want to die?

[Genuis]

I heard this one a couple of weeks ago...I can't remember the whole thing but I do remember the punch line. If you have a better version you can post it.

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Three guys were about to be executed for espionage, right? So the government gives them a choice of how they want to die. The first guy chooses the lethal injection 'cuz he's a pussy and he doesn't want to have any pain. The second guy's a masochist and he wants to be burned at the stake. The third guy has an unusual request: He wants to be injected with the AIDS virus. The executioner asks if he really wants to go through with it, and wouldn't he rather just be electrocuted or drawn and quartered? The guy's like, "No way man, just give me the damn virus already!" So they strap him down good and tight and inject him with a syringe full of it. The guy laughs. "Do it again! Do it again!" The doctors shrug and do it again. After all, he's a commie spy. After the second injection he's hysterical, going into spasms. "More! More!" The doctors ask why he's laughing, and he replies...

"You idiots! I'm wearing a condom!"

 

[sgrig]

 

[.:KNAS:.]

hysterical!!

 

[EmperorSnefix]

I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.

 

[Dominix]

They do teach it in China but apparently this guy isn't a very bright bulb...

 

[sgrig]

Originally posted by EmperorSnefix


I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.

How do you know he is Chinese? Might be Cuban or North Korean... (or Russian, depending on how old this joke is)

 

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by EmperorSnefix


I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.

They don't teach it: they just do it !!!

At last count their population is well over a billion.

 

[The Balrog]

 

[damunzy]

Oh, so horrible, how did that escape my sight before this?

 

[Ren]

Stupidity..

 

[SKILORD]

hahhahahahaha

 

[damunzy]

Originally posted by Richelieu


They don't teach it: they just do it !!!

At last count their population is well over a billion.

I would guess that they have some sort of sex ed since families are now limited to one child.

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by sgrig


How do you know he is Chinese? Might be Cuban or North Korean... (or Russian, depending on how old this joke is)

Or from Minnesota, depending on what his Location says

 

[Suppersalmon]

 

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