How wasted have you ever been?

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It's story time! Tell us about a story or a funny incident which occured while you were totally drunk and/or wasted. Don't be ashamed of yourself, if this thread will ever reach post #50 and is going on well (that means without any spam), I'll contribute with some of my stories too (oh yes, mind-blowing stories!).
Begin!
 
After nose surgery. I was just WEEWAHOEEE and said things I wouldn't say with a proper mind frame. The next morning I felt fine!
 
I woke up in the middle of the night and got into bed with a friend of mines mom.

Then I tried to pee in the corner of her bedroom.
 
never drink, so i guess i'll leave (with my healthy liver)
 
Only ever been wasted on inhaled and injected anesthetic for surgeries. Drowsiness is the worst condition upon recovery.
 
I was sick twice on New Years, but I have no memory of leaving the pub and going home. just woke up with my mam giving me a bottle of water and their being sick all over one side of the bed.
Which is pretty good actually remembering the good bits forgetting the bad bits.
 
Drank a whole lotta "agua loca" (kool-aid mixed with mezcal) and then drank a whole lotta mezcal straight. Then I woke up wearing a someone else's clothes. Then I gave my friend a puke shower (I was on bunk bed; I was resting on top and he was sitting on the bottom.) Then I was in complete misery the next day.

Some of you may have seen the pic of me leaning over a bucket in the member's photo thread. Yeah. That was from that night.
 
The night started with beer pong at my place, naturally we used a high ABV barley wine. After about 15 rounds of that, (so maybe 6 pints), we hit the club. At the club, we did 3 or 4 shots of Bacardi 151 chased with tequila chased with beer. By then we were getting rowdy, so we decided to go to a private party. As we're walking to the house party we stopped by a convenient store for and we each got a couple 40s of high gravity malt liquor to drink on the way. When we got the party we were pretty drunk, but someone challenged me to a drinking contest so naturally I had to accept. 10 shots of vodka later and I was officially DRUNK. Then I had 3 sizzurp surprises (a drink consisting of cough syrup + vodka), and by then I just couldn't see straight. I decided the party was lame, and went off wandering around on my own, but not before chugging a few beers and stealing a fifth of Jack to drink while I wandered around. I ended up hanging out with these Russian dudes, and we had a vodka chugging contest. I won. Thats my last clear memory. I seem to recall wanting to go to sleep, but stumbling into a random party instead and drinking 10-12 more beers before I finally passed out, my last act being to beer bong a fifth of Everclear.
 
The night started with beer pong at my place, naturally we used a high ABV barley wine. After about 15 rounds of that, (so maybe 6 pints), we hit the club. At the club, we did 3 or 4 shots of Bacardi 151 chased with tequila chased with beer. By then we were getting rowdy, so we decided to go to a private party. As we're walking to the house party we stopped by a convenient store for and we each got a couple 40s of high gravity malt liquor to drink on the way. When we got the party we were pretty drunk, but someone challenged me to a drinking contest so naturally I had to accept. 10 shots of vodka later and I was officially DRUNK. Then I had 3 sizzurp surprises (a drink consisting of cough syrup + vodka), and by then I just couldn't see straight. I decided the party was lame, and went off wandering around on my own, but not before chugging a few beers and stealing a fifth of Jack to drink while I wandered around. I ended up hanging out with these Russian dudes, and we had a vodka chugging contest. I won. Thats my last clear memory. I seem to recall wanting to go to sleep, but stumbling into a random party instead and drinking 10-12 more beers before I finally passed out, my last act being to beer bong a fifth of Everclear.
Either that's a straight lie or you aren't a human being.
 
I've only blackedout once, when I mistook generic Klonopin for gravol (dramamine / anti-nausea drug). To someone slightly drunk, they looked the same. The next thing I knew I woke up with the worst need to pee I'd ever had and a throat so dry I had to drink 2 litres of water to be able to lay back down. I wondered why that was -- I hadn't drank that much -- then looked at the empty vodka bottle next to my bed. When I had taken the klonopin, I had consumed the equivalent of ~2 or 3 shots. Apparently my judgment got really impaired.

Apparently I also made a total ass of myself. Luckily it was at home and the only witness was my wife... who didn't think to record it for youtube.

For all the fun that probably was, I have no memory of it :(

Either that's a straight lie or you aren't a human being.

Fifty is no mere human being.
 
I have been told that while under the influence of nitrous oxide, while getting 7 milk teeth removed at the age of 13, I was quite talkative. I was going on and on (with the oral surgeon) about flatulence, and engineering (and why I would make a terrible engineer.)

(And here you thought I would have nothing to say!)
 
I have been told that while under the influence of nitrous oxide, while getting 7 milk teeth removed at the age of 13, I was quite talkative. I was going on and on (with the oral surgeon) about flatulence, and engineering (and why I would make a terrible engineer.)

(And here you thought I would have nothing to say!)

Yes, those drugs the dentist gives you can have quite interesting results. This reminds of a different story I gotta tell...on post #51 that is.
SO KEEP POSTING, you won't regret it! :D
 
Hahahahahaha! Alcohol allergy ROOLZ!

C'mon alcohol alergics like me! Let's take over the world!

I'm allergic to beer and red wine.

I have been told that while under the influence of nitrous oxide, while getting 7 milk teeth removed at the age of 13, I was quite talkative. I was going on and on (with the oral surgeon) about flatulence, and engineering (and why I would make a terrible engineer.)

(And here you thought I would have nothing to say!)

Laughing gas is nothing. Wait until the IV sedate you.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs&feature=related
 
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