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How would you change the "blue jeans and pop music" in a civ with influential culture

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Genghis Khaiser, Dec 19, 2013.

  1. Genghis Khaiser

    Genghis Khaiser King

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    How would you change the "buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music" quote depending on the civ with an influential culture (serious and hilarious answers allowed, preferably stereotypes).
    America: I would keep it that way.
    England: Change "Our people are now buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music" with "Our people are now listening to your rock music".
    Japan: Change it with "Our people are now buying your mangas and watching your animes".
     
  2. Doctor Doom

    Doctor Doom Warlord

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    Yup the great pop music and blue jeans of the Incan people...
     
  3. jlim201

    jlim201 King

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    Zulu- Our people are now using your battle cries!
     
  4. lokithepunishr

    lokithepunishr Warlord

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    Wouldn't that by Polynesia because of the Moari?
     
  5. PhilBowles

    PhilBowles Deity

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    America: I would keep it that way.
    England: Change "Our people are now buying your blue jeans and listening to your pop music" with "Our people are now listening to your rock music".

    "and drinking your tea".
     
  6. Sid Simelia

    Sid Simelia Warlord

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    To China "Our people are now working in your factories and copying your technologies"
     
  7. chazzycat

    chazzycat Deity

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    Egypt - "our people have taken to mummifying cats"
    Aztecs - "our people are sacrificing themselves to your gods"
    Korea - "our people are playing Starcraft and eating Kimchi"
    Germany - "our people are drinking your beer with ruthless efficiency"
     
  8. lokithepunishr

    lokithepunishr Warlord

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    "Our people are now drinking your soju and eating your kimchi"
     
  9. Loucypher

    Loucypher King

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    Dutch: "Our people are now visiting your red light districts and smoking your weed."
    Sweden: "Our people are now buying your prefab furniture and spend all day finding that one last screw"
    Maya: "Our people are now cowering in fear because of your wacky calendars"
    Portugal: "Our people are now diving on your grass fields while worrying about their hairstyles."
    Polynesia: "Our people are now buying your grass skirts and relax on your beaches."
     
  10. budweiser

    budweiser King of the Beers

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    France: Our people are now eating your cheese and surrendering to their enemies en masse.
     
  11. Greizer85

    Greizer85 Emperor

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    Omg you should have your own comedy show, cannot stop laughing! :D:goodjob:

    As for my quotes...

    Byzantium: "Our people are building huge city walls and painting icons in your style."
    Venice: "Our people are digging canals all over and poisoning their relatives."
    Brazil: "Our people are playing football while dodging alligators."
    Arabia: "Our people are riding camels to the supermarket."
    Persia: "Our people are running really fast on their holidays."
    Morocco: "Our people are really territorial about their sandboxes."

    Finland (if it were in the game): "Our people are sulking all winter and embarrassed that they cannot think of anything better to do than try and imitate you." ;)
     
  12. budweiser

    budweiser King of the Beers

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    Poland: Our people are now leaving the screen doors open on our submaires and it takes three of us to change a light bulb.
     
  13. fuzzatron717

    fuzzatron717 Holy Warrior

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    Canada, eh
    Poland: Our people are now eating your perogies and trying to get into space.
     
  14. TheMarshmallowBear

    TheMarshmallowBear Benelovent Chieftain of the BearKingdom

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    Poland: Our people.. wait, why are YOUR people coming into OUR countries?
     
  15. whyidie

    whyidie Emperor

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    China - Our people our kung fu fighting and their kicks are fast as lightning
    Polynesia - Our people are shaka signing and eating poi
     
  16. Viregel

    Viregel , The Rt. Hon.

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    Denmark: "Our people are now being sent to the Accident and Emergency Department by your Lego."*
    Polynesia: "Now my people are migrating to even more islands."
    Venice: "We have an influx of your glass into our city."

    *Try stepping on Lego. It hurts.
     
  17. budweiser

    budweiser King of the Beers

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    Sweden: Our people are now listening to ABBA and driving SAABs.
     
  18. Magma_Dragoon

    Magma_Dragoon Reploid

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    Japan: OMG Oda, did you hear? Haruhi seaon three announced!
    :lol:
     
  19. Syailendra

    Syailendra Prince

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    indonesia: our people now wears batik and eating chili as if it is sweets.
     
  20. cpm4001

    cpm4001 Goggleman

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    Sweden: Our people are now assembling prefab furniture and playing Minecraft all the time.

    India: Our people have stopped throwing Nukes around!

    Russia: Our people now speaking in exaggerated fake Russian accent while drink vodka and eat borscht. Thank much, other leader!

    Maya: The world hasn't ended. Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
     

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