How Would You Describe the History of Civilization as a Civ 4 or 5 Game?

[SimSimSalabim]

Not sure if this thread has been done before but i'm interesting in hearing descriptions

 

[Maniacal]

Check the patch notes, thats about it.

 

[Hygro]

You misread, scamp--though it was kinda funny.

The question is, if you were to describe the history of the world using only civ terminology, how would it play out?

 

[CaptainF]

United States with the combined domination and cultural victory.