Boy I love it when Haakan starts a thread!!! He always has such good things to say... Anything productive to say Haakan?
Anyway, my post:
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!
Flatlander Fox was shaken out of bed yesterday by a team of rabid drug sniffing squirrels, who were operated by "squirrel wranglers" from the ATF.
They were acting on a tip from a communist spy (Davo?Corn?
) inside a rogue website, known as Civfanatics, who said Fox was a drug runner in a vast worldwide Cartel. He also deals in other bad, evil things sources say.
Mr. Fox was attacked by the squirrels, but managed to kill most of them before being brought down by hundreds of tiny poisonous darts... Shot by pygmies...
Who were placed by the CIA...
Who were following their orders from little green men in space...
Who reportedly get their orders from Mrs. Fox.
At press time Mrs. Fox was not available for comment.
This was taken from
www.realnews_we_SWEAR!_.com
The moral of the story (Just in case you didn't get it
): Don't believe everything you read!!!
Especially this anti U.S. crap that everybody wants to spew these days.
Upon edit: DON'T TRY THE LINK!!! IT'S FAKE YOU DUMMIES!!!