There was a birthday card at work, everyone should be courteous & sign. For some reason, I felt like being my usual, smartassedly realistic self and I wrote: "Congratulations, the Earth has completed yet another revolution around the Sun since the moment of your birth. Have a phenomenally fun, fantastic day." In fact I usually write something like that on birthday cards; something relating to 'astronomical coincidences'.
I mean think about it, what's the point? It's going to happen anyway, regardless, and it means nothing. What if it took the Earth 478 days to revolve around the Sun? Or, what if we colonized Mars, and you were born & lived there... would you celebrate your birthday there little more than half as often?
"Whooptie-do! The 3rd celestial object from the star has circled around again!! Time for me to eat CAKE and icecream!!" "Where's my presents!?"
You're going to have to run this whole thing by me, again.
You guys go crazy everytime it happens here on CFC. How do you explain your actions?
I mean think about it, what's the point? It's going to happen anyway, regardless, and it means nothing. What if it took the Earth 478 days to revolve around the Sun? Or, what if we colonized Mars, and you were born & lived there... would you celebrate your birthday there little more than half as often?
"Whooptie-do! The 3rd celestial object from the star has circled around again!! Time for me to eat CAKE and icecream!!" "Where's my presents!?"
You're going to have to run this whole thing by me, again.
You guys go crazy everytime it happens here on CFC. How do you explain your actions?