I hereby declare cold weather illegal

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Just like the Kellog-Briand pact declared war illegal, I now put forth the anti-cold weather treaty.

This treaty deems that all weather below the temperature of 55 degrees shall be declared illegal south and north of the polar ice cap regions and that all weather shall be like that or Hawaii outside of those regions.

Now I need world leaders to sign this treaty to make it effective, but since I couldn't get those people, I figured some prominent civfanatics would do just as well, so please sign this pact and help me ban cold weather.
 
Okay, wait . . . so if the weather gets too cold, who exactly gets punished for it? I'm surrounded by cold weather most of the time, but that doesn't mean I'm in favor of it. It's not my fault it's so cold around here. :crazyeye:
 
55 degrees, are you talking farenheit?

why would you want to limit temperature - cold weather is great sometimes :)
just look at Svalbard and Greenland, there are people living there happily. And what about the eco systems that depend on those climatic variations?

my 2 NOK at 01:41 AM
 
ok!

it was 38°F yesterday morning...

.... in Orange County!! We cannot tolerate that. I walked on my lawn this morning and it crunched. I was shocked.
 
Have you ever seen diamond dust? It is something like mist or fog but when it is -30F. Single crystal flakes of ice floating around everywhere. You see them mostly as streaks of light in the dark. Surreally beautiful, I would hate to give that up.
 
Originally posted by Fallen Angel Lord
But at -30F, you cannot go outside, which cuts off alot of sport activities, this is intolerable.
There are things you can do inside...
 
Nah, I've been ski-ing in -40. OK, I thought I was gonna die, but Christ, I could hear the celestial choir. Nearly absolute zero is the natural state of the universe. Cold is....how it is.
 
Here-here, i live in Baltimore and i'm freezing, who knows what it's gotta be like living in somewhere even colder all year. And polymath, congrats on your completed new-years resolution.
 
Originally posted by cgannon64
I propose an immediate nuclear attack on any clouds threatening to deliver snow.

Um, can't we just start with sanctions? A nuclear attack would create a lot of fallout around here. :eek:
 
OK, you're right.

First we will immediately stop all imports of cold air from Canada and all imports of moisture from Mexico and the Gulf.

That should stop 'em.
 
Then no pond hockey!!! Can u wusses take some cold weather. :p
 
Hey what do New Yorkers do during the winter?B***h about the 1 inch of snow that shuts down the whole city? :p
 
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