yeah i know it sounds stupid and racist.. its just that on the internet i meat a lot of people from many nations and the nicest ones are always from Australia or Scotland.
just my experiences, im not saying every australian is nice..
Not physically, I hope?
Quite natural, though, given that we are racially superior to all other life forms , and we are quite welcoming, informed, decent sorts.
But keep the love pouring in
While I don't disagree with the sentiment, the last thing we need is someone actually telling them that. Now Simon has an even bigger head than he already did (If that's possible).
"Now Simon has an even bigger head than he already did (If that's possible)."
Oh, come, come! That's a little harsh! This thread does nothing to improve my mood, or certain degree of deserved arrogance. And to say that one has a big head is patently false, both anatomically and physically. I'm just very good at what I do.
Besides, its just acknowledging an accepted reality that Australians are nice friendly people, unless you catch us on a full moon, in which case we eat you with a nice bearnaise sauce and a drop of cabernet sauvignon.
Or if you come as an illegal immigrant, in which case you are put in a prison camp in the middle of the desert, and told "Go sew your lips together or hang yourself. See if we care.
I have to admit that most of the Aussies that I have met online are nice guys. I have yet to meet one of the women though. Maybe they have ripped off their balls?
But now that I know Simon Darkshade is one of them I will have to change my opinion. The women have deffinately ripped off their balls! (at least I amuse myself)
hmmmm....... well, considering i now reside in Australia, i better be diplomatic!
Seriously, i hate to admit it, but every aussie i've met so far has been very freindly..... even when i do remind them about the latest cricket results!
Although im in for it now if we (NZ) lose this weekend.....all my own fault though of course
Ah well, my benighted Queensland friend, at least I can count up to 21 without removing my shoes and pants
And andy, I wouldn't call my condition "softness", but rather "self schadenfreude". It is as it was written: "Some people are never destined to experience joy, fulfillment or happiness in life. For them is created the Geelong Football Club."
Such realistic vitriol and bitterness makes for a good national leader.
I mean, Keating was a bloody Collingwood supporter!:crazyeyes
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade And andy, I wouldn't call my condition "softness", but rather "self schadenfreude". It is as it was written: "Some people are never destined to experience joy, fulfillment or happiness in life. For them is created the Geelong Football Club."
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, and we are quite welcoming, informed, decent sorts.
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