@Iggy. Great Now I have to do Damage control. The man in the plane is the key to the ending of the Celteach Total War:groans:
The Greater Escape
"Crap. They saw me." Ardal then swore in his native toungue, causing heads to turn. He didn't care. He knew the protocols. They would scramble military fighters and land this plane. He needed a way out. But he had not brought anything to suspicions. He began to get nervous. He never got nervous. Breathe he thought, just breathe. And like a miracle from some NESer doing damge control, he saw his opening.
The man next to him, and ugly Canadian(who bore an odd resemblance to the Old General fondly referred to as "Iggy", who had played a pivotal role in the Americana Wars, maybe his son?) leaned over. "You alright, eh?" he asked. But when he leaned, Ardal saw the Air Marshal badge on the inside of his jacket. Moving swiftly, he punched the marshal in the nose, grabbed his gun, and fired a shot into the Marshal's Brain.
The Plane broke out in chaos. Babies were crying, people were screaming. Ardal was a lone voice of reason in all of this. He tried to adopt a Canadian Accent, a very bad one, and talk to the crowd. "Look, eh, I, eh, Need, eh, A, eh, Parachute, eh." Everyone was silent and and stared at him quizically. He had to revert to plan B.
He fired his gun into the air, making a small hole in the roof of the Aircraft. He knew that this would create only a minor sucking noise. As everyone resumed screaming, he Yelled "Parachute now" and then stuff in Celtic. Celtic always scared people. A stewardess brought him a parachute. He then grabbed a baby and went up to the cockpit window. He held the gun the the wailing babies head, and yelled at the pilots, "If you don't open this F***ing door right F***ing now, I will blow this babies F***ing brains all over your F***ing window. Do I make my self F***ing clear." The pilots paniced. They didn't know what to do, and they couldn't risk calling Ardals bluff. They opened the door, and Ardal went in.
It seemed to the pilots like he was checking their position. He was. He needed to know his coordinates. But he also needed to forumlate some kind of diversion. He saw Oklahoma City approaching. He had an idea. With a quick turn, he shot both pilots. He then clasped their hands on the throttles, and sent the plane into a nose dive towards the city. He ran out into the body of the aircraft, opened an emergency door, and parachuted out. As he floated down , he watched the plane crash into the city. He watched the orange flames erupt sky high. Then he touched down and as he calming walked away to go into hiding for a while, he heard the firetrucks sirens in the distance.
What a pity. He had had to waste 4 good bullets
